wtf is up with the beards?...

[scared?]

the wife and I went to a mastodon show last night and it seemed like every motherfucker in the place had a big scraggly beard. I doubt chicks dig that shit and eating must suck with that hairy cunt all over ur face...

what's the story?...

[MKJ]

lets ask our bearded expert, PuffNStuff.

[xer0s]

Early start for "No-Shave November"? I've got one at the moment...

[andyman]

i'm bearded up

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

lets ask our bearded expert, PuffNStuff.

Chicks LOVE beards. My guess is that scared? isn't man enough to grow one.

[MKJ]

people with beards have something to hide, ergo are untrustworthy

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

people with beards have something to hide, ergo are untrustworthy

yeah, my dick in yo mama HAHAHAHAHA

[MrPink]

Early start for "No-Shave November"? I've got one at the moment...

Movember

[xer0s]

lets ask our bearded expert, PuffNStuff.

Chicks LOVE beards. My guess is that scared? isn't man enough to grow one.

Does AIDS hamper beard growing?

[scared?]

i could grow a beard when i was 12...chicks hate beards...

[Tsakali]

I'm sporting a short one, with no gay trimming out it's natural shape (people who do that are 100% douchebags...no really, it's scientifically proven. )

I'd love to go full caveman, but eating sucks ass, and it seems to be quite unsanitary

[scared?]

beards r stoopid...

[Tsakali]

people with beards have something to hide, ergo are untrustworthy

shaving it, hides the fact that you grow facial hair

[plained]

beards r stoopid...

what about 4 day five oclock shadow?

i have alot of that ey

[Tsakali]

that's basically how long mine is...maybe 6 days

[seremtan]

wow, Tsakalakis is a hipster

gillette too mainstream, bro?

[Tsakali]

whatever makes your brain wrap around things nice and neatly. generalize away...

ps
your bastardizations of my nick are getting better...that's sure to be a real name in the directory.

[prince1000]

welcome to the turn of the century you old fuck. why don't you complain about opposing skylark or nautical tattoos while you're at it, geezer...

[plained]

eeyy p1k!

nice to see a post from u!

[mrd]

Wait, you went to a fucking Mastodon show and you're surprised to see beards?

[LawL]

whatever makes your brain wrap around things nice and neatly. generalize away...

ps
your bastardizations of my nick are getting better...that's sure to be a real name in the directory.

Looks like seremtan hit a nerve.

[Tsakali]

that's what she said

[andyman]

then at least two people agree...

[Tsakali]

lol, I didn't expect YOU to get it, so i forgive you.

[xer0s]

I got it. Twas weak...