Fatherhood

[tnf]

Is on its way.

I just crapped a little in my pants.

[shadd_]

Awesome. Congrats.

Kids are much more enjoyable when they are your own.

[xer0s]

[Giraffe }{unter]

Congrats, it's a fun ride. I have some unscented baby wipes that will help clean that dodo right out of your pants ;0

Oh and the usual pimp. Read an live by "on becoming baby wise"

[Whiskey 7]

Onya tnf

First

[obsidian]

Congrats! Hide the cameras before they become the baby's "toys".

[morguen87]

My advice is to enjoy the parks and the swings.
When you're little and go to a park it's no big deal everyone knows you're just there to have a good time. The tables turn once you get older. They ask where is your kid, and you don't have one, and suddenly it's a big problem. You can't just have fun on the swings.

But now you'll have a kid so you can enjoy the swings. Hope I helped.

[Eraser]

My advice is to enjoy the parks and the swings.
When you're little and go to a park it's no big deal everyone knows you're just there to have a good time. The tables turn once you get older. They ask where is your kid, and you don't have one, and suddenly it's a big problem. You can't just have fun on the swings.

But now you'll have a kid so you can enjoy the swings. Hope I helped.

lol, they'll think you're a pedophile.

Concrats tnf. When's the baby due?
And wow, there is indeed a sudden surge of baby making business here...

[MKJ]

Aren't you a little old to be a father?

gg tnf at least one kid who wont be poisoned by the likes of creationism or lack of general education.

[LawL]

Awesome. Congrats.

Kids are much more enjoyable when they are your own.

LOL thanks, best laugh I've had in a long time.

[Eraser]

Lawl and xer0s are just jealous because they've got dead sperm.

[^misantropia^]

Congrats, tnf. Welcome to the club. =)

[axbaby]

should have put a con dom on your John Thomas .. stupid catholics
congratulations

[LawL]

Lawl and xer0s are just jealous because they've got dead sperm.

I've got two bitches pregnant in my time. Made them both have abortions. Strong ownage right there.

[MKJ]

male dominance at it's finest.

[Eraser]

Maybe Lawl can use his whiny voice and try shrieking at his own balls. I'm sure it'll have some effect.

[Eraser]

[LawL]

Maybe Lawl can use his whiny voice and try shrieking at his own balls. I'm sure it'll have some effect.

Whatever that load of moronics is meant to mean.

[Κracus]

Congrats! Enjoy your sleep while you can my friend.

[Underpants?]

Is on its way.

I just crapped a little in my pants.

You know, that's really good news, Neff! I've always thought "that dude would make a great dad," for various reasons. Only advice is, either don't buy matchbox metal body cars or don't teach the kiddo to pitch. shaft can tell you why :ol:

[scared?]

lol thats all we need...more morons in the world...

[Underpants?]

i've always thought you were a good dad too, geoff.

[phantasmagoria]

hooray .o/

[Nightshade]

Sweet, congratulations man! I love it when smart people breed. It's so...rare.

[plained]

Congratulations to all in tnf world!

you must be very excited (as you should be!) to tell us here at q3w so early in the game!

evrything old is new again!