Lost

[Don Carlos]

So who is going to predict what?

[GONNAFISTYA]

I predict that everyone on the island is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ and that the entire island is one big orgy-loving cult...which is why nobody's allowed to leave.

And the submarine is a doorway to God's inner anus.

[Don Carlos]

Nice!

I think Locke is an enchanted dildo that has been mystically brought to life after being bundled in bag with smelling salts.

[GONNAFISTYA]

So...here's my theory on the last episode of season 5:

The "man in black" at the beginning is a human representation of the smoke monster. It was the smoke monster who took the form of Ben's daughter and told him to do whatever Locke instructed him to do and thus it was the smoke monster who got Ben to kill Jacob...finding the "loophole" (as if the plot doesn't have enough of those).

At the very beginning when Jacob asked him,"You want some fish?" and the guy replied,"Thank you, I just ate" tells me the smoke monster just finished running through the jungle knocking over trees and making clunky ratcheting sounds as it chased misplaced polar bears for dinner.....or sumthin.

I am a fucking genius.

This show is so retarded all you have to do to make accurate predictions about what will happen is to simply make up anything in your mind you can think of that is as convoluted as possible. The less sense it makes the better.

For example...everyone that was dead is alive and everyone that is alive is dead.

Another prediction...every single actor that played even the smallest role in any episode of the series...even just two seconds worth...will make an appearance in the last season.

[seremtan]

I predict that everyone on the island is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ and that the entire island is one big orgy-loving cult...which is why nobody's allowed to leave.

And the submarine is a doorway to God's inner anus.

hey find your own theory buddy

[o'dium]

Artz was in it. Quite a lot, actually. Including "freaky looking guy who looks like Steve Buscemi but is not Steve Buscemi".

[R00k]

What was up with that weird looking translator dude in the temple?

He looked like he just beat polio or something.

[o'dium]

He'll probably end up being Daniels sister or something...

[R00k]

Or maybe the twin brother that was surgically removed from Hurley's face.

[GONNAFISTYA]

I predict that everyone on the island is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ and that the entire island is one big orgy-loving cult...which is why nobody's allowed to leave.

And the submarine is a doorway to God's inner anus.

hey find your own theory buddy

Another prediction...every single actor that played even the smallest role in any episode of the series...even just two seconds worth...will make an appearance in the last season.

This has almost been officially confirmed, not so much bit-parters like Artz or the spacker couple Hurley buried alive (lol), but every one of the main survivor cast will return in one way or another.

See....I completely made up both of those predictions - literally as I typed them - and yet somehow I've managed to match one already predicted plotline and one actual confirmed plotline.

[EtUL]

Yeah, I watched a bit of lost and wasn't too into it, and one of my friends said a bit about Boone being around. The dude died in the first season, but apparently Lost created some alternate timeline where the plane didn't crash on the island.

Lost made an alternate timeline. "Not Lost"

They're all stoners sitting around thinking up the ridiculous plotlines.

[seremtan]

one day somebody could use the same premise as this show, but with another planet instead of an island

what to call it though....?

[GONNAFISTYA]

Lost.....in space?

[Don Carlos]

bamp

[seremtan]

pfft you'll never work for hollywood

[MKJ]

great, another cookiecutter faction to replace 'the others'.
raggety clothes and rifles, all obeying one dude without question.

there's a bit of langoleering going on, with items disappearing from the plane which played a pivotal part on the island (locke's knifes, the coffin, desmond).
interesting.

[Don Carlos]

Indeed - don't know why they would want to get rid of them...or hide them for the moment but still...

Good 2 opening episodes I think

[Plan B]

great, another cookiecutter faction to replace 'the others'.

That's what I was thinking.
They introduce a whole new line of characters, like we hadn't enough bullshit and characters on our plate to deal with as it was.
But they're probably essential to tie things up...probably.

[MKJ]

old

[o'dium]

Just read a spoiler scoop of some things from the next few episodes, won't go into detail, all I'll say is "Penny is alive in alt universe and in love with Desmond still".

So, yeah, why IS he on the plane...

[MKJ]

why not.
he orignally didnt get onto the island somewhere in 2000 or so. in the alt timeline the island sunk in '77, therefore he cant be on the island.
prolly coming back from his race around the world or whatever

[EtUL]

You don't quite understand the concept of a sailboat race around the world, do you?

[MKJ]

[o'dium]

Id rape you with Ziggy... Oh boy...

[seremtan]

that last episode (richard's back story) was one of the best yet. finally, some explanation of wtf is going on instead of more mindfucks

i'm wondering if the writers actually had this story arc in mind way back in season 1, or whether it just grew organically as the seasons progressed..?