5 years for 'passing a joint'

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R00k
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5 years for 'passing a joint'

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Yep. You could be jailed for 5 years for passing a joint to somebody who's been in rehab before, if this next wonderful piece of republican legislation becomes law:
http://talkleft.com/new_archives/010374.html#mck
Republican Congressman James Sensenbrenner has launched his next assault on freedom. The full House Judiciary Committee is set to vote as early as next week on H.R. 1528, which creates a new group of mandatory miniumum penalties for non-violent drug offenses, including a five year penalty for passing a joint to someone who's been in drug treatment.

That's right: Passing a joint to someone who used to be in drug treatment will land you in federal prison for a minimum of five years.

The "Defending America's Most Vulnerable: Safe Access to Drug Treatment and Child Protection Act of 2005" (H.R. 1528) was introduced by House Judiciary Committee Chairman James Sensenbrenner (R-WI) on April 6, and it has already passed out of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism, and Homeland Security.
There's a little more to it than that also.

Jesus why are the ignorant red-staters happy that someone in Washington DC is telling them how to live?
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Post by Cool Blue »

Well that kinda kills the 'share the land' spirit. :(
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Post by R00k »

This land is your land
This land is my land
If you share this plant,
You're on a federal island.
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That's cool, I'll put it in the ashtray and pass em the ashtray.
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Post by losCHUNK »

**adds not passing the joint excuse to list*
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Man... in a single day I'd pass the joint around enough to get put in jail for at least 125 years!
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It'll probably be the smartest thing you've ever said.
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Post by MKJ »

see, that guy didnt have streetsmarts

educate him , kracus !
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Post by Massive Quasars »

Kracus wrote:Man... in a single day I'd pass the joint around enough to get put in jail for at least 125 years!
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Post by R00k »

Holy shit! You pass joints 25 times a day?! I'm surprised and impressed!
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Post by blood.angel »

So would you get 5 years for selling cough syrup to Rush Limbaugh?
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

blood.angel wrote:So would you get 5 years for selling cough syrup to Rush Limbaugh?
No, but I'm sure the Betty Ford Clinic won't mind.
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Post by werldhed »

Small government my ass.
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R00k wrote:Holy shit! You pass joints 25 times a day?! I'm surprised and impressed!
Basicly, I figure I pass a J at least 5 times when I'm smoking one. I smoke roughly 5 J's a day, that's being conservative. So that's 125 years worth of passing joints or 25 passes :p
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Post by l0g1c »

I've always maintained that one must situate oneself directly to the left of a junkie when participating in recreational inhalation of cannabis. This method prevents you from ever passing a "J" to aforementioned junkie, as long as the traditional transfer protocol is followed.

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Post by hate. »

my rights are going to shit

i can't do drugs with my rehabber friends

wtf
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Post by Geebs »

Yeah, right, pot smokers are "junkies". And people who sniff glue are "crackheads", I suppose.

Drugs are for morons. See Kracus for a brilliant example.
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

don't blame kracus' idiocy on drugs
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Post by Geebs »

I was more blaming Kletus' drug use on his idiocy, but have it your own way.

Edit: although he's short and stupid, so maternal alcohol use would need ot be excluded
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Post by Ryoki »

Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol.
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