How drunk do you have to be....

[R00k]

to run over an entire bicycle race?

http://austinist.com/2008/06/03/texas_man_kills.php

Damn.

[phantasmagoria]

fuck me. what an arsehole.

[Massive Quasars]

clusterfuck

[werldhed]

Jeeeehhheeeebus christ. It looks like carmageddon. He must've fucking nailed them, too... I see shoes and helmets flying through the air. And that guy on the right looks like he's holding onto handlebars without a bike attached.
Can't believe only one guy was killed. That's a plus, I guess.

[AmIdYfReAk]

clusterfuck

i think you ment to say:

Cluster FLYING fuck.

That is Horrid btw,

[Grandpa Stu]

"Woah Niko! Watch where you're going!"

too soon?

btw it's in mexico that might explain a little. south americans seem to be able to drink and hold a lot more liqour than anyone from what i've experienced. they're loco with their liqour.

[R00k]

It was a Texan, driving in Mexico.

[Tsakali]

It was a Texan, driving in Mexico.

that's too good to be true

[R00k]

Well, his name was Juan, to be fair.

[seremtan]

Can you imagine the vitriolic spew that would come from Lou Dobbs and his down-with-brown Republican nativist ilk if this were a Mexican driver and the accident occured on the Texas side of the border? This photo would be everywhere, and we'd be getting geared up to declare war on Mexico.

quite

[Tsakali]

Well, his name was Juan, to be fair.

if he was born and raised in texas it's still solid gold

[Grandpa Stu]

he may be texan but with a name like juan i wouldn't be suprised if he had a south of the border heritage.

[Tsakali]

touché

[Doombrain]

+110

[bork[e]]

He's now being held in a Mexican jail

I've heard that's not a good place to be, with cocaine/manslaughter charges hanging above your head.

oh, and that's just horrible

[obsidian]

Wow... just falling during a race is enough to send you to the hospital with serious roadburn and broken bones, let alone getting hit with a car.

[creep]

Wow... just falling during a race is enough to send you to the hospital with serious roadburn and broken bones, let alone getting hit with a car.

Being hit by a car: potentially more damaging than falling down!

[Tsakali]

noted

[MKJ]

Being hit by a car: potentially more damaging than falling down!

lol

[GONNAFISTYA]

Those guys should have been wearing hockey equipment. Everyone would have bounced off, gotten back up and continued the race.

[Lieutenant Dan]

He should've railed another line of coke, he would've been able to drive home with no incident.

[vileliquid1026]

cue Peenyuh

[Tsakali]

+110

yeah but injuries don't worth as much as deaths

[Tsakali]

cue Peenyuh

lol, truth of the matter is I haven't seen him around lately

[LawL]

ROFL Texans...