Am I mean?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:04 am

I generaly dislike people so I usualy find ways to aggravate them. I dunno why but I find it highly amusing like this little trick I've starting doing at work.

Here's the scenario. Someone calls in to do buisness and keep in mind we have time constraints on how long we're supposed to be on a call normaly if people don't dick around it's not an issue but then you get the calls where people are constantly putting you on hold. Well for these people I have something in store for them.

See the way it happens they put you on hold after hearing the line go dead for a second cause that's how a lot of phones let you know you have another call on another line.

So... I have this little button at work I can use that mutes my voice in case I have to cough or sneeze or someshit so I'm not sneezing right in someones ear. Well to those people that call me just to put me on hold now when they come back I start talking to them and while I'm talking I hit the mute button. So they're all like "Oh I have another call can you hold?" Then they hang up on me. It's classic.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:05 am

no your a cock

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:51 am

lol - that's actually quite a decent trick.

Post by **rep** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:27 am

Holy shit, a Kracus thread.

"HAY EVERYBODYONE, I NEED YOUR ADVICE, DUDES, SHOULD I BUY THE AXE BODY SPRAY BECAUSE THE COMMERCIALS HAVE THE REAL HOT BUNNIES IN THEM, OR STICK WITH THE CURVE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO FRUITY? I NEED YOUR HELP BECAUSE I CAN'T TALK TO REAL PEOPLE ABOUT THESE ISSUES.

ALSO, I TELL YOU PERSONAL ISSUES THAT ARE SURE TO GET ME DESTROYED BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT. WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BUMPS ON MY BALL? I SAY BALL BECAUSE I LOST A TESTE IN A BIKE ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 13, BUT IT DIDN'T DROP YET SO IT WAS ALL GOOD. NOTHING GAINED NOTHING LOST."

Post by **The HavoX** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:36 am

holy shit, a post by rep

Post by **rep** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:42 am

You're really stupid if you think I'm the same person as reptile.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:44 am

The HavoX wrote:holy shit, a post by rep

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Post by **bork[e]** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:08 am

rep wrote:You're really stupid if you think I'm the same person as reptile.

And you're really stupid if you didn't think he was already stupid.

Post by **LeonardoP** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:27 am

i dont get it kracus. why would you talk if you're hitting the mute button? plus when anyone tries to put me on hold i say either call back or don't put me on hold. if they do, i hang up. ez

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:43 am

....me neither - why not hang up yourself after saying something semi-polite?

Post by **Geebs** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:43 am

Kletus thinks losing business is a great way to do business.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:11 pm

kracus, julios is only being nice to you because he pities you. he told me so

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:23 pm

i predict u will be murdered...

Kracus wrote:I generaly dislike people so I usualy find ways to aggravate them. I dunno why but I find it highly amusing like this little trick I've starting doing at work.

Here's the scenario. Someone calls in to do buisness and keep in mind we have time constraints on how long we're supposed to be on a call normaly if people don't dick around it's not an issue but then you get the calls where people are constantly putting you on hold. Well for these people I have something in store for them.

See the way it happens they put you on hold after hearing the line go dead for a second cause that's how a lot of phones let you know you have another call on another line.

So... I have this little button at work I can use that mutes my voice in case I have to cough or sneeze or someshit so I'm not sneezing right in someones ear. Well to those people that call me just to put me on hold now when they come back I start talking to them and while I'm talking I hit the mute button. So they're all like "Oh I have another call can you hold?" Then they hang up on me. It's classic.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:25 pm

in prison

Post by **LeonardoP** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:26 pm

during sex

with a man

Post by **FlamingTP** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:28 pm

are you mean? No
Are you stupid? Yes

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:37 pm

FlamingTP wrote:are you mean? No
Are you stupid? Yes

won the lawsuit yet ?

Post by **FlamingTP** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:41 pm

meh, I got the money I needed elsewhere, no need to beat it out of the retard I already owned anymore.

Post by **Fender** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:52 pm

FlamingTP wrote:meh, I got the money I needed elsewhere, no need to beat it out of the retard I already owned anymore.

sour grapes

Post by **FlamingTP** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:55 pm

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:06 pm

FlamingTP wrote:meh, I got the money I needed elsewhere, no need to beat it out of the retard I already owned anymore.

WHAT KIND OF SICK ASSHOLE BEATS MONEY OUT OF HIS BROTHER?

Post by **Geebs** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:18 pm

LOL INTERNET wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:meh, I got the money I needed elsewhere, no need to beat it out of the retard I already owned anymore.
WHAT KIND OF SICK ASSHOLE BEATS MONEY OUT OF HIS BROTHER?

:icon19:

Post by **Fender** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:31 pm

FlamingTP wrote:huh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:14 pm

Fender wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

hey, his iq is higher than that

Post by **FlamingTP** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:24 pm

Meh, I'm not English so I wouldn't know.

BTW: I didn't fail to aquire anything :P

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