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Britney Spears: Pregnant. America: Careless.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:48 pm
by rep
Celebrities are out of their minds these days.
Britney Spears through press releases and tabloid leaks pushed this whole announcement in every different way. First the tabloids said she was pregnant, and she denied it and went after the tabloids, now she says she is in fact pregnant to stir up the buzz some more.
Oh, you got me Britney Spears. You fooled me into believing you weren't pregnant. My world stopped for a moment.
In other news, toddlers are being raped in prostitution rings in Asia.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'LL BE GOING TO THE BATHROOM SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 12 HOURS. JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL EVERYONE, SO YOU'D KNOW IN ADVANCE. ALSO, I'M LOADING UP ON BANANAS SO I'LL BE SOMEWHAT CONSTIPATED ON MY CROSS-COUNTRY BIKE RIDE STARTING SATURDAY. YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW THIS, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW I'LL KEEP MYSELF FROM SHITTING EVERYWHERE IN THE DESERT.
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:50 pm
by losCHUNK
aint yours, gutted
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:51 pm
by Canis
And we care enough to rant on an internet forum about it?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:48 am
by rep
Apparently you do.
I on the other hand am using ViaVoice, and therefor am not a nerd.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:49 am
by Guest
rep wrote:Apparently you do.
I on the other hand am using ViaVoice, and therefor am not a nerd.
Oxymoron?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:50 am
by losCHUNK
people who use viavoice are nerds, only ones with a name beginning with R and ending in P with the middle letter being E with a total of 3 letters and posting on a messageboard under the name quake3world.com
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:51 am
by rep
Kracus wrote:Posts: 13584
Hmmm. Wow, it actually typed that out when I said it. ViaVoice is smart.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:55 am
by rep
losCHUNK wrote:people who use viavoice are nerds
Are you kidding me? I'm making this post with my eyes closed and laying down on my bed doing crunches. Fuck off.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:56 am
by losCHUNK
no i aint and only a nerd would care if i slated viavoice
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:59 am
by rep
471, 472, 473, I'm getting there, kids.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:59 am
by Guest
lol... man... I mean really... you're so pathetic you make me chuckle. REP YOU ARE A NERD. WORSE, YOU'RE A NERD WHO'S FULL OF SHIT. JUST WHEN YOU THINK SHIT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE FOR A LYING FULL OF SHIT NERD YOU HIT WARPSPEED FOR NERDVILLE IN YOUR NERD ACCELERATOR AND PROUDLY ANNOUNCE YOUR USING A NERD PROGRAM DESIGNED FOR NERDS WITH NO ARMS WHILE DOING CRUNCHES.
FACE IT FATTASS THE ONLY CRUNCHES YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME IS CAPTAIN CRUNCH. THE REST IS SOME PATHETIC ATTEMPT THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE A FETUS TRYING TO CRAWL!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:00 am
by losCHUNK
rep wrote:471, 472, 473, I'm getting there, kids.
90 lbs ? cant be that hard
its like lifting a matchstick
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:01 am
by +JuggerNaut+
good luck on the ride, man. looks like it'll be high 80's or so. perfect. hope the winds will be calmed down.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:02 am
by Guest
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:good luck on the ride, man. looks like it'll be high 80's or so. perfect. hope the winds will be calmed down.
Something in this thread doesn't belong here can you guess what that is?
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:03 am
by rep
Kracus wrote:YOU'RE A NERD
Kracus wrote:WARPSPEED
Kracus wrote:AND PROUDLY ANNOUNCE YOUR USING A
:lol: Which one is it, Captain Jerk? :lol:
WARP
24! ENGAGE! CAPS!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:05 am
by losCHUNK
lolol, you understood it, which makes you just as much as a nerd as he is
whereas me, i have no idea, i really dont, i really didnt know that that blind black dude could reverse the polarity of a warp drive to fix it
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:06 am
by rep
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:good luck on the ride, man. looks like it'll be high 80's or so. perfect. hope the winds will be calmed down.
Once I hit Albuquerque, hopefully around Tuesday, I'll be home free as far as the winds go. Everything from there flows generally to the Northeast.
Here's to eating lightning and shitting thunder!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:08 am
by Canidae
Is your mom going to come out on the road with you to make sure you're eating well and your shorts have no skidmarks when you get flattened by a transport??
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:08 am
by +JuggerNaut+
@ rep:
haha
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:08 am
by Guest
Hey I don't deny being nerdish, I however am not also claiming to not be a nerd using some voice to text program, I don't claim to pitch 90mph pitches when I was 12 and I certainly wouldn't be posting on q3w while doing crunches.
So keep pilling the bullshit rep cause grammar errors your office suite can find from what I type is probably the best material you'll ever come up with.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:11 am
by Guest
I bet he posts while he's on his "bikeride"
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:12 am
by Geebs
cripplefight
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:40 am
by Canidae
I'll bet he's neglecting to tell us his ride across the country involves him and his sister fighting over the gameboy in the backseat and his parents up front getting lost ever 10 miles
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:42 am
by Guest
I don't think even his parents would take him on a road trip. It's much more likely he's doing nothing, just like he's always done. But he'll just say he did and call it even in his imaginary little fucked up world.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:14 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Kracus wrote:Something in this thread doesn't belong here can you guess what that is?
A: Telemarketers.