Britney Spears through press releases and tabloid leaks pushed this whole announcement in every different way. First the tabloids said she was pregnant, and she denied it and went after the tabloids, now she says she is in fact pregnant to stir up the buzz some more.
Oh, you got me Britney Spears. You fooled me into believing you weren't pregnant. My world stopped for a moment.
In other news, toddlers are being raped in prostitution rings in Asia.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'LL BE GOING TO THE BATHROOM SOMETIME IN THE NEXT 12 HOURS. JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL EVERYONE, SO YOU'D KNOW IN ADVANCE. ALSO, I'M LOADING UP ON BANANAS SO I'LL BE SOMEWHAT CONSTIPATED ON MY CROSS-COUNTRY BIKE RIDE STARTING SATURDAY. YOU ALL NEED TO KNOW THIS, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW I'LL KEEP MYSELF FROM SHITTING EVERYWHERE IN THE DESERT.
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people who use viavoice are nerds, only ones with a name beginning with R and ending in P with the middle letter being E with a total of 3 letters and posting on a messageboard under the name quake3world.com
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lol... man... I mean really... you're so pathetic you make me chuckle. REP YOU ARE A NERD. WORSE, YOU'RE A NERD WHO'S FULL OF SHIT. JUST WHEN YOU THINK SHIT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE FOR A LYING FULL OF SHIT NERD YOU HIT WARPSPEED FOR NERDVILLE IN YOUR NERD ACCELERATOR AND PROUDLY ANNOUNCE YOUR USING A NERD PROGRAM DESIGNED FOR NERDS WITH NO ARMS WHILE DOING CRUNCHES.
FACE IT FATTASS THE ONLY CRUNCHES YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME IS CAPTAIN CRUNCH. THE REST IS SOME PATHETIC ATTEMPT THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE A FETUS TRYING TO CRAWL!
Is your mom going to come out on the road with you to make sure you're eating well and your shorts have no skidmarks when you get flattened by a transport??
Hey I don't deny being nerdish, I however am not also claiming to not be a nerd using some voice to text program, I don't claim to pitch 90mph pitches when I was 12 and I certainly wouldn't be posting on q3w while doing crunches.
So keep pilling the bullshit rep cause grammar errors your office suite can find from what I type is probably the best material you'll ever come up with.
I'll bet he's neglecting to tell us his ride across the country involves him and his sister fighting over the gameboy in the backseat and his parents up front getting lost ever 10 miles
I don't think even his parents would take him on a road trip. It's much more likely he's doing nothing, just like he's always done. But he'll just say he did and call it even in his imaginary little fucked up world.