What's your life expectancy?
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Uaintseenme
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What's your life expectancy?
70, according to my palm. Which means I'll die in the year 2055!
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Uaintseenme
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I dont know when but I can bet on how.
I will die of a massive coranary. One that makes my heart explode in my chest.
Why will I allow this to happen?
Simple, I like to drink, smoke and experiance the finer indulgences in life.
Meanwhile Joe Healty spends all his time exorcising, in an effort to live longer, healthier and happier.
Does Joe succede?
No, sadly he dies of a massive coranary too.
Did he enjoy his healthy time?
No, he got tired of getting up and doing the jogging, then the lifting and all that that crap entails.
Did Joe get laid more?
No, he was too busy being healthy.
Imma die with a hot chick ridding my dick.
Joe will just die.
Any questions?
I will die of a massive coranary. One that makes my heart explode in my chest.
Why will I allow this to happen?
Simple, I like to drink, smoke and experiance the finer indulgences in life.
Meanwhile Joe Healty spends all his time exorcising, in an effort to live longer, healthier and happier.
Does Joe succede?
No, sadly he dies of a massive coranary too.
Did he enjoy his healthy time?
No, he got tired of getting up and doing the jogging, then the lifting and all that that crap entails.
Did Joe get laid more?
No, he was too busy being healthy.
Imma die with a hot chick ridding my dick.
Joe will just die.
Any questions?
Re: What's your life expectancy?
I'll bet your palm is hairyUaintseenme wrote:70, according to my palm. Which means I'll die in the year 2055!
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My palm is an outright story in itself. By all accounts my lines paint a clear and extremely accurate image of my personality and life until now.
Funny this topic should come up, because recently I was given a book on palmistry and I've been reading and studying it. My future is most interesting.
I have lines that go far beyond the scope of the book, which bothered me at first, but then I've noticed it's in good ways.
For example, my life line is strong as hell and goes beyond my palm, it actually goes out and around my knuckle (long healthy life). Next, my fate line, starts out from my life line at the beginning, goes out far on its own curving around back to my lifeline about half way up my palm (which means sacrifice for humanity or of higher order). What's interesting is that before it rejoins my lifeline, it forks, and the main line goes to my lifeline, but a slightly thinner line continues up about an inch. This is VERY interesting according to the book, but it doesn't have an explanation to it (which is funny because it's very detailed and covers just about every conceivable configuration possible).
My head line also has a fork at the end, which is not mentioned in the book and I can't find anything on it. Has me a bit concerned becuase it makes me think of some kind of split in mind, perhaps mental illness.
Course.... gotta take it with a grain of salt.
Funny this topic should come up, because recently I was given a book on palmistry and I've been reading and studying it. My future is most interesting.
I have lines that go far beyond the scope of the book, which bothered me at first, but then I've noticed it's in good ways.
For example, my life line is strong as hell and goes beyond my palm, it actually goes out and around my knuckle (long healthy life). Next, my fate line, starts out from my life line at the beginning, goes out far on its own curving around back to my lifeline about half way up my palm (which means sacrifice for humanity or of higher order). What's interesting is that before it rejoins my lifeline, it forks, and the main line goes to my lifeline, but a slightly thinner line continues up about an inch. This is VERY interesting according to the book, but it doesn't have an explanation to it (which is funny because it's very detailed and covers just about every conceivable configuration possible).
My head line also has a fork at the end, which is not mentioned in the book and I can't find anything on it. Has me a bit concerned becuase it makes me think of some kind of split in mind, perhaps mental illness.
Course.... gotta take it with a grain of salt.
The mother of an ex read my palm once (she was the vague wizard hippie type, you know, herbal tea and incense all over the goddamn place), but unfortunately i couldn't stop laughing when she told me i had been a Buddhist monk in a previous life who was fiercely in love with his mountenous surroundings in his native Nepal.
Maybe i should have kept a straight face, so i could have posted something worthwhile in this thread.
Maybe i should have kept a straight face, so i could have posted something worthwhile in this thread.