The only reason england still have a chance to qualify is because israel saved their asses the other night by beating russia.
LOL England
LOL England
England are already 2 GOALS down in the first 15 minutes of their final game against croatia to qualify for Euro 2008. The one thing they couldn't afford. They only needed to draw. Shitty 5th rate england manager who decided to play a complete noob 22 year old goal keeper for a game of this magnitude. Lots of people said it was a bad decision to use an inexperienced goalkeeper and now it's a nightmare realised. I'm laughing because I've so given up on england and it'll be more fun to see the drama of McClaren finally getting sacked. 
The only reason england still have a chance to qualify is because israel saved their asses the other night by beating russia.
			
			
									
						
										
						The only reason england still have a chance to qualify is because israel saved their asses the other night by beating russia.
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I'm going to apply to be a goalie for England. I mean for £80,000 a week I could also let every goal into the net so I've as good a chance as anyone.Nightshade wrote:Soccer
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get that lanky cunt off and play a 4-4-2 ffs
			
			
									
						
										
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lol, DrUM wants a job with lots of balls flying at his face.DRuM wrote:I'm going to apply to be a goalie for England. I mean for £80,000 a week I could also let every goal into the net so I've as good a chance as anyone.Nightshade wrote:Soccer
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think he gets more that 80g a week for wedding drumming and loyalties for once being the backing band that was on a daytime TV show in the 80s.
			
			
									
						
										
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Nightshade wrote:
lol, DrUM wants a job with lots of balls flying at his face.
There's a second game of russia v israel happening right now in andorra. Apparently, if russia don't score, england can still qualify even at 2-0 down. That would be such a joke if england qualified now purely on what other teams are doing, considering how shit england have been.
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oldDoombrain wrote:think he gets more that 80g a week for wedding drumming and loyalties for once being the backing band that was on a daytime TV show in the 80s.
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yeah but it's only gay if they're touchingNightshade wrote:lol, DrUM wants a job with lots of balls flying at his face.DRuM wrote:I'm going to apply to be a goalie for England. I mean for £80,000 a week I could also let every goal into the net so I've as good a chance as anyone.
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bet it's the first thing you tell the girls at those dating things you pay for.DRuM wrote:oldDoombrain wrote:think he gets more that 80g a week for wedding drumming and loyalties for once being the backing band that was on a daytime TV show in the 80s.
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DRuM wrote:
There's a second game of russia v israel happening right now in andorra. Apparently, if russia don't score, england can still qualify even at 2-0 down. That would be such a joke if england qualified now purely on what other teams are doing, considering how shit england have been.
Ok, england are out. Russia just scored. Lol, GG.
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drum is single, for life.
			
			
													
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it's not over yet, you moronDRuM wrote:DRuM wrote:
There's a second game of russia v israel happening right now in andorra. Apparently, if russia don't score, england can still qualify even at 2-0 down. That would be such a joke if england qualified now purely on what other teams are doing, considering how shit england have been.
Ok, england are out. Russia just scored. Lol, GG.
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Once more for luck 
			
			
									
						
										
						Doombrain wrote:
bet it's the first thing you tell the girls at those dating things you pay for.
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Doombrain wrote:
it's not over yet, you moron
Of course it is. Lol@thinking england will qualify now.
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btw
england
mcclown
peter crouch
			
			
									
						
										
						england
mcclown
peter crouch
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I don't understand why every soccer team in the world hasn't replaced their goalie with a large and grossly overweight man.
The goals aren't THAT big you know.
			
			
									
						
										
						The goals aren't THAT big you know.
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because people shoot the ball at like 100 km/h? :/
			
			
									
						
										
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england :sad:
Sweden just beat Latvia 2-1, so we're playing in Switzerland/Austria next summer, woot
			
			
									
						
										
						Sweden just beat Latvia 2-1, so we're playing in Switzerland/Austria next summer, woot
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They have new balls for Euro 2008 too, they fly much faster, which makes it harder for the goalies.Fjoggs wrote:because people shoot the ball at like 100 km/h? :/
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i think you'll find that a grossly overweight man would have trouble reaching for the top right/left hand cornerR00k wrote:I don't understand why every soccer team in the world hasn't replaced their goalie with a large and grossly overweight man.
The goals aren't THAT big you know.
oh, and the rest of the goal mouth not within arm's reach of their grotesque blubber
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that was the most BS penalty call ive ever seen
			
			
									
						
										
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andre the giant could have lain on his side and won games.seremtan wrote:i think you'll find that a grossly overweight man would have trouble reaching for the top right/left hand cornerR00k wrote:I don't understand why every soccer team in the world hasn't replaced their goalie with a large and grossly overweight man.
The goals aren't THAT big you know.
oh, and the rest of the goal mouth not within arm's reach of their grotesque blubber
this is the kind of entertainment of which you uptight soccer fans are depriving the rest of the world.
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excellent passing and shot by croatia.  3-2