Quake3World

What do you do when girls' with smelly pussy ask you to go down on them?

They should never have to ask.

say no?

..unless you're a total fucking minger yourself. in which case - take a deep breath, maybe get a mouthful of beer or something to rinse it with and get muffdiving.

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:They never have to ask.

You eat dirty pussy.

One word
Douche

MrSparkle wrote:

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:They never have to ask.

You eat dirty pussy.

good call...

lars63 wrote:One word
Douche

For some girls douche doesn't do anything.

MrSparkle wrote:

lars63 wrote:One word
Douche

For some girls douche doesn't do anything.

Don't

lars63 wrote:

MrSparkle wrote:

lars63 wrote:One word
Douche

For some girls douche don't do anything.

Don't

Asshole. :lol:

MrSparkle wrote:

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:They never have to ask.

You eat dirty pussy.

n00b

Vaginal centipedes.

The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.

Why the fuck would you ever go down on a minger?

sys0p wrote:The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.

This man knows what he's talking about. :icon14:

Doesn't completely remove the smell, but it sure as hell makes it bearable.

Remember, not only dirty girls have smelly pussies -- some women just have naturally stinky boxes and there's not much they can do about it.

Grudge wrote:Why the fuck would you ever go down on a minger?

I'm an animal

sys0p wrote:

Grudge wrote:Why the fuck would you ever go down on a minger?

I'm an animal

no. you were horny had probbaly had a few.

sys0p wrote:The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.

Haha, and for a long time I had figured I was the only one that discovered this.

Edit: wait, that makes me sound like a moron. I have a short tougue(goes about 1 cm out of my mouth, doesn't stick out, etc), so oral sex for me is a fucking challenge. The above method is a godsend.

sys0p wrote:The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.

Spoken like a real man.

Who likes to drink pussy juice?

that's just disgusting.

duffman91 is saying he is better at the something being stuck in his mouthn than him sticking in someone elses. blahaha, must suck.

edit: Also, when you are as high class as me there is no worries when it comes to that. You all are sad. :icon19:

First I do the test. I diddle down there for a while with my fingers, then I grab the breast with the same hand while kissing it. It puts my nose to the finger that was just down there to give me an idea of what I ma in for.

If they smell a little fishy I go for the ice cubes drop a few in my mouth and use the water from the ice to clean up down there before I go to town.

High class? What are you talking about you retard?

I like to receive rim jobs from bitches. NOT MEN, though some of you do.

Who else likes to get their ass eaten out by horny bitches?

a homo says what?