..unless you're a total fucking minger yourself. in which case - take a deep breath, maybe get a mouthful of beer or something to rinse it with and get muffdiving.
The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.
sys0p wrote:The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.
This man knows what he's talking about. :icon14:
Doesn't completely remove the smell, but it sure as hell makes it bearable.
Remember, not only dirty girls have smelly pussies -- some women just have naturally stinky boxes and there's not much they can do about it.
sys0p wrote:The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.
Haha, and for a long time I had figured I was the only one that discovered this.
Edit: wait, that makes me sound like a moron. I have a short tougue(goes about 1 cm out of my mouth, doesn't stick out, etc), so oral sex for me is a fucking challenge. The above method is a godsend.
sys0p wrote:The special technique is to only go as low as the clit and keep your nose pressed against the skin above. Totally masks the smell. I've developed this technique after encounters with countless mingers.
First I do the test. I diddle down there for a while with my fingers, then I grab the breast with the same hand while kissing it. It puts my nose to the finger that was just down there to give me an idea of what I ma in for.
If they smell a little fishy I go for the ice cubes drop a few in my mouth and use the water from the ice to clean up down there before I go to town.
