I have an assignment for you... Find me this video clip

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:44 pm

I'm very tired from an eighteen hour day of kicking ass and being a stud, and while this sentence is hard enough to complete, furthering my web search for this video clip would be disasterous...

I'm looking for a video from a martial arts movie, I believe from the 70s or 80s starring a guy named Bruce Li. There are plenty of crappy special effects in the movie, and one scene he is (I believe) in a dungeon of sorts fighting one of the bosses.

They both go to punch each other, but Bruce Li punches through the boss's hand, turning it into lumps of flesh. It's similar to the effect used in the old Daily Show 5 questions opener where a man's head was being karate-chopped open. In fact, it could very well be from the same movie.

Thanks in advance.

Love,
rep.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:44 pm

got that clip right here...

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:52 pm

I'm wondering if you're actually raw. I never noticed you around back in 2002 when you supposedly registered, probably because you're not [present tense] important. The turning back of the registration date allows for the displacement of posts per day, which is showing as 1.3 posts per day, but you're cruising at somewhere around 30 posts per day right now in actuality. He isn't posting that much lately, and you're both in the same age group: 28 to Desperate.

If it wasn't for the fact of all the dipshitty pictures you've posted of yourself, bereft of class and full of michelob, I'd say you're not you. That, and the fact that you haven't been banned from a forum which the administrators pride themselves on useless bans to please themselves.

Bottom line: The jig is up. I own you. Your face is smashed easily by my little toe. I could launch you to the moon by flexing a bicep underneath you. When I read your posts, I start laughing because I immediately think of any number of songs by the band Dire Straights.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:53 pm

hey, you might not get a response. he doesn't have time for the internet.

Post by **MrSparkle** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:54 pm

rep wrote:I'm wondering if you're actually raw. I never noticed you around back in 2002 when you supposedly registered, probably because you're not [present tense] important. The turning back of the registration date allows for the displacement of posts per day, which is showing as 1.3 posts per day, but you're cruising at somewhere around 30 posts per day right now in actuality.

Dumbest shit I have ever read on Q3W.

Post by **MrSparkle** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:54 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:hey, you might not get a response. he doesn't have time for the internet.

WTF asshole? Why aren't you never on ICQ??

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:56 pm

*kisses* PM me, chump.

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:57 pm

Has anyone else seen this video clip? I was positive that it would have been a widely traded internet fad years ago.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:25 pm

yes I had that clip... they punch their fists together and the one guy's fist explodes. I still have a clip which I think is from the same movie. In this scene a bunch of guys march forward in a threatening fashion. Buddy steps up and smashes one of the guy's head to bits with his hands. Then there's a bit more stuff (mortal kombat style)

Anyway, I don't think I'll tell you the file name.

Post by **andyman** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:06 pm

rep wrote:Has anyone else seen this video clip? I was positive that it would have been a widely traded internet fad years ago.

does the guy get his jaw ripped off too? in a jail cell?

Post by **PhoeniX** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:09 pm

No rep. You said yourself in the other thread you didn't approve of trading illegal material (in regards ot 'steeling music').

Love.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:12 pm

**itches scrot**

nope, i got better things to do

**sniffs**

Post by **rep** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:08 am

PhoeniX wrote:No rep. You said yourself in the other thread you didn't approve of trading illegal material (in regards ot 'steeling music').

Love.

I didn't know it would be illegal, since it's in the trailer of the movie, which is a freely available commercial, clown...

Plus, you should be able to freely download any of this guy's work because he stole the trademark "Bruce Lee" and while the credits in his movies say "Bruce Li" the posters and box art say Bruce Lee. It's like making a movie called Return to Waterworld.