my ideal girlfreind

Post by **axbaby** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:30 pm

-will not have Bingo wings
-won't have an NRA membership card
-does not like porn
-has no idea what clearing web site history means
-won't notice the web cam is on when i'm away
-hates to vote
-has a bad memory for pin numbers
-has no intentions of ever driving
-hates camping
-rather give then receive
-thinks christmas is over-rated
-never had nor wants kids
-hates Bingo

Post by **Captain** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:32 pm

axbaby wrote:-does not like porn

= does not learn new moves

Post by **plained** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:43 pm

the best way to land a super-babe is to never be a weasel :icon14:

Post by **axbaby** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:16 am

for the last fucking time you big fat pile of asshole.

i did not delete your stats on ax's quake3 server .. fuck off .. die alone asshole motherfucker .

clear enough for you alcoholic?

Post by **Duhard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:19 am

lol...so much hate for nothing...remember when I destroyed you by 45 frags on pro-T4 axbaboon?

don't make me mad...

Post by **Duhard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:27 am

Post by **axbaby** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:33 am

no denying your good,you destroyed me on dm6.

for some reason plained thinks i deleted every single stat he had on the server everyday ..even when i was gone to work in the bush for months at a time.

Post by **Duhard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:39 am

axbaby wrote:no denying your good,you destroyed me on dm6.

for some reason plained thinks i deleted every single stat he had on the server everyday ..even when i was gone to work in the bush for months at a time.

Did we ever play on dm6?

lol..were his stats any good?

Post by **axbaby** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:47 am

ya we played .. then we fucked around trying to make the bridge jump for awhile.

i have no idea how his stats were .. i didn't pay no mind to stats.

i can however magically without internet connection delete everyday his stats .. only his stats .. everyone elses i left alone.

i have a magic delete plained stats wand .. i wave it from 1000 miles north of any city ..high up in the arctic .. wave my magic wand and poof .. i delete only his stats.

it's magic

Post by **Duhard** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:53 am

axbaby wrote:ya we played .. then we fucked around trying to make the bridge jump for awhile.

yeah now I remember...we played pro-T4 and I did good but then I smoked a huge bong hit and played absolutely awful on dm6...I remember you jumping on me without me ever noticing

You can play very smart when you want tough

Tell me if you still play, I'll probably be around this weekend to see if I can still play the game :]

axbaby wrote:i have no idea how his stats were .. i didn't pay no mind to stats.

i can however magically without internet connection delete everyday his stats .. only his stats .. everyone elses i left alone.

i have a magic delete plained stats wand .. i wave it from 1000 miles north of any city ..high up in the arctic .. wave my magic wand and poof .. i delete only his stats.

it's magic

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:11 am

plained wrote:the best way to land a super-babe is to never be a weasel :icon14:

you're an ass

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am

Post by **feedback** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am

plained's stats:
MG 0 shots/ 0 hits
shotgun 0 shots/ 0 hits
grenade launcher 0 shots/ 0 hits
lightning gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rocket launcher 6878948983759834 shots/ 499 hits
plasma gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rail gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
BFG 0 shots/ 0 hits

Post by **Captain** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:06 am

rofl n00000b

Post by **axbaby** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:07 am

this is the last week i can play quake3 online for another 13 month.
hitting the road monday across canada and leaving this town forever.

taking my magic delete plained stats wand
to africa just to be a prick .

Post by **plained** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:57 pm

axbaby wrote:for the last fucking time you big fat pile of asshole.

i did not delete your stats on ax's quake3 server .. fuck off .. die alone asshole motherfucker .

clear enough for you alcoholic?

there is the real ax that ive known :icon14:

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:58 pm

you know I never actually thought plained was a real life loser until today.

seriously plained you have issues. i hope you find closure somehow

Post by **Grudge** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:01 pm

it's quite sad

Post by **plained** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:03 pm

really howso?

Post by **AceGec3D** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:26 pm

axbaby wrote:for the last fucking time you big fat pile of asshole.

i did not delete your stats on ax's quake3 server .. fuck off .. die alone asshole motherfucker .

clear enough for you alcoholic?

dont you mean pille of shit?

Post by **S@M** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:40 pm

bingo wings lols, I had to look that up, I've heard me called "pasty arms" before.

Post by **Foo** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:42 pm

feedback wrote:plained's stats:
MG 0 shots/ 0 hits
shotgun 0 shots/ 0 hits
grenade launcher 0 shots/ 0 hits
lightning gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rocket launcher 6878948983759834 shots/ 499 hits
plasma gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rail gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
BFG 0 shots/ 0 hits

Instant Clssic

Post by **Captain** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:23 am

S@M wrote:bingo wings lols, I had to look that up, I've heard me called "pasty arms" before.

Bingo, bango, bongo - it's Roberto Luongo.

Post by **Captain** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:24 am

Holy mackinaw what a save by Raycroft!

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