so I woke up this morning...

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Duhard
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so I woke up this morning...

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..and I noticed my dick was all swollen and full of pre-teen pubes and zits...feels like I'm 13 years old all over again.

fucking hell...guess that's what happens when they're too young to have sex...maybe I shoulda fucked her in the ass...any thoughts?
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I mean...my cock was halway in and she was screaming like a bitch on crack...I guess I destroyed her sex life
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don't blame me just because I fuck youngsters...
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reefsurfer
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Re: so I woke up this morning...

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Duhard wrote:feels like I'm 13 years old all over again.
So it feels like last summer then? :lol:
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Re: so I woke up this morning...

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reefsurfer wrote:
Duhard wrote:feels like I'm 13 years old all over again.
So it feels like last summer then? :lol:
nah...last summer I was eating soap in jail...good times
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