Paul Anderson + Doom 3 = HOLY SHIT LOLZ

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:20 pm

Yeah, guess what...?

Thoise two things you just WISHED would never come together in a real sentence...

Guess who id picked to do the advert for the soon to be released Doom 3 X-Boz game...?

Yup... :lol:

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/597/597801p1.html

Sorry guys but this really, really does mean id are now the most crazy out of touch people in the world...

Oh, and he has his eyes on Halo...

WOO!!!

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:22 pm

whozzat ?

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:23 pm

We did get new x-box shots however, so here they are. I will not comment on these, because you already know what I'm thinking:

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:23 pm

yeah, that's very true o'dium, especially because id Software has fuckall to do with this and it's 100% Activision's decision. If you had bothered to read past the first sentence of the article, you would've noticed this.

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:23 pm

MKJ wrote:whozzat ?

Paul Anderson? You know, that guy that did such an amsome job on making Resident Evil a film, and the guy who really owned with Aliens Vs Predator?

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:25 pm

Eraser wrote:yeah, that's very true o'dium, especially because id Software has fuckall to do with this and it's 100% Activision's decision. If you had bothered to read past the first sentence of the article, you would've noticed this.

Activision, id, who gives a shit. Its common knowledge that id have ZERO knowledge in what they should do. Look at the doom movie, they are the ones that had the final say on that, and look what happened to it.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:26 pm

o'dium wrote:
MKJ wrote:whozzat ?
Paul Anderson? You know, that guy that did such an amsome job on making Resident Evil a film, and the guy who really owned with Aliens Vs Predator?

he did so good with those two films... that would explain why i had no fucking idea who he was.

Post by **4days** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:40 pm

"I've also had a movie at Universal for a while, a remake of Death Race 2000"

fantastic, that'll be something to look forward to

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:40 pm

o'dium wrote:
MKJ wrote:whozzat ?
Paul Anderson? You know, that guy that did such an amsome job on making Resident Evil a film, and the guy who really owned with Aliens Vs Predator?

oh right! the next best thing after Uwe Boll :icon14:

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:41 pm

I can't wait for the overdone doom guy that turns pro wrestler and body slams an imp in bullet time

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:42 pm

o'dium wrote:I can't wait for the overdone doom guy that turns pro wrestler and body slams a Resident Evil extra in bullet time

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:53 pm

uh, wow, this thread looks fucked up...

edit:
nm, looks ok now

Post by **inolen** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:17 pm

o'dium wrote:
Eraser wrote:yeah, that's very true o'dium, especially because id Software has fuckall to do with this and it's 100% Activision's decision. If you had bothered to read past the first sentence of the article, you would've noticed this.
Activision, id, who gives a shit. Its common knowledge that id have ZERO knowledge in what they should do.

Yes, god knows they are a group of idiots. They started making garage games and hosting a 5 or so person lan party where they gave speeches out of a car. And now they have one of the biggest lan parties/events in gaming dedicated to them and make engines that are used by a large portion of today's PC games. O'dium still makes textures for some lame Q2 engine revamp project and bitches about everything on internet messageboards. If only they had odium's experience and knowledge, they would be able to excel as he has :icon22:

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:19 pm

Hey, i may be in a dead end job and not earn the money they do, but i can still tell the difference between a shit script and a good one, and the one that was handed to them was NOT good.

So yeah, if only they had my "knowledge", maybe then they would of allowed a better film, instead of just remaking Resident Evil.

Post by **inolen** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:22 pm

o'dium wrote:Hey, i may be in a dead end job and not earn the money they do, but i can still tell the difference between a shit script and a good one, and the one that was handed to them was NOT good.

So yeah, if only they had my "knowledge", maybe then they would of allowed a better film, instead of just remaking Resident Evil.

I'm sure, as much as you think you do, you do not know the whole story behind it all (I know I don't).

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:26 pm

inolen wrote:
o'dium wrote:Hey, i may be in a dead end job and not earn the money they do, but i can still tell the difference between a shit script and a good one, and the one that was handed to them was NOT good.

So yeah, if only they had my "knowledge", maybe then they would of allowed a better film, instead of just remaking Resident Evil.
I'm sure, as much as you think you do, you do not know the whole story behind it all (I know I don't).

Well, no I don't obviously, but I have the feeling its got something to do with little Billy bob not liking the fact that a film has "hell" in it, and id already have this reputation for having hell and Satan and sacrifice etc in games. id have been stalked for years by these people who want to shut them down, and I guess they don’t want the same shit again but with films too.

But fucking hell, what good is changing Mars to an unknown grassy planet and naming things "Bio Force Gun" instead of BFG? There is zero point to that in my eyes.

Post by **inolen** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:28 pm

o'dium wrote:
inolen wrote:
o'dium wrote:Hey, i may be in a dead end job and not earn the money they do, but i can still tell the difference between a shit script and a good one, and the one that was handed to them was NOT good.

So yeah, if only they had my "knowledge", maybe then they would of allowed a better film, instead of just remaking Resident Evil.
I'm sure, as much as you think you do, you do not know the whole story behind it all (I know I don't).
Well, no I don't obviously, but I have the feeling its got something to do with little Billy bob not liking the fact that a film has "hell" in it, and id already have this reputation for having hell and Satan and sacrifice etc in games. id have been stalked for years by these people who want to shut them down, and I guess they don’t want the same shit again but with films too.

But fucking hell, what good is changing Mars to an unknown grassy planet and naming things "Bio Force Gun" instead of BFG? There is zero point to that in my eyes.

You sound like the Geoff of video games.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:32 pm

At least reefsurfer doesn't complain about games like you do odium.

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:33 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:At least reefsurfer doesn't complain about games like you do odium.

That kinda talk pre-dates Jesus. Get some new stuff Jim.

Post by **Pauly** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:34 pm

LOL, o'dium is entitled to express his opinion. This is a discussion forum afterall.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:40 pm

o'dium wrote: That kinda talk pre-dates Jesus. Get some new stuff Jim.

It's old because you keep doing it. odium complains. This is not a new phenomenon. You're so emotionally charged when you complain too, it's quite pathetic.

e.g. #2476542342

Yeah, guess what...?

Thoise two things you just WISHED would never come together in a real sentence...

Guess who id picked to do the advert for the soon to be released Doom 3 X-Boz game...?

Yup...

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/597/597801p1.html

Sorry guys but this really, really does mean id are now the most crazy out of touch people in the world...

Oh, and he has his eyes on Halo...

WOO!!!

Horrible.

Post by **Pauly** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:41 pm

Post by **o'dium** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:43 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:
o'dium wrote: That kinda talk pre-dates Jesus. Get some new stuff Jim.
It's old because you keep doing it. odium complains. This is not a new phenomenon. You're so emotionally charged when you complain too, it's quite pathetic.

e.g. #2476542342
Yeah, guess what...?

Thoise two things you just WISHED would never come together in a real sentence...

Guess who id picked to do the advert for the soon to be released Doom 3 X-Boz game...?

Yup...

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/597/597801p1.html

Sorry guys but this really, really does mean id are now the most crazy out of touch people in the world...

Oh, and he has his eyes on Halo...

WOO!!!
Horrible.

Wrong. I haven't complained in a long time here, because this shit hole went away.

In other words, your picking at nothing. Still, none of this changes the fact that you are, and always have been, a bell end.

Post by **Pauly** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:46 pm

o'dium was spot on with his post, if they have hired Anderson to do that advert. In fact, he was quite restrained.

PAUL W S FUCKING ANDERSON!!! Jesus Christ on a skateboard!

Post by **inolen** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:48 pm

o'dium wrote:I haven't complained in a long time here, because this shit hole went away.

This is why you were just recently bashing on the new CoD's "low resolution static lightmaps"?