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What does sex feel like?...
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:37 pm
by Arkleseizure
Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Just wanna know.
In follow up to Rep's fake forum.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:38 pm
by Foo
Well, you know how when you stand up all sudden like and all the blood rushes to your head and you black out?
Yeah, it's nothing like that.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:41 pm
by Don Carlos
warm apple pie...
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:42 pm
by losCHUNK
1st you find a young girl, try using sweets or a fairground to attract there attention
then find a secluded location, maybe a forest ?
bust a nut in her cunt then burn the evidence
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:46 pm
by Canis
i clicked this half hoping i'd get some sort of chuckly out of the joke, but it's acually real...shame. Go use your imagination...
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:48 pm
by bitWISE
stop watching hentai and shopping at wal-mart and you will find out
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:48 pm
by Guest
Maybe he's a kid...
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:51 pm
by R00k
It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.
Make sure you're using lube.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:52 pm
by Ryoki
losCHUNK wrote:then burn the evidence
The forest or the girl?
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:52 pm
by losCHUNK
signs say its bad to burn down forests
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:53 pm
by Foo
Also pigtails go up real nice.
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:36 pm
by bitWISE
R00k wrote:It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.
Make sure you're using lube.
Getting head before you hit it is the best lube
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:42 pm
by Foo
But seriously, what's it like?
Well.... it's like...
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any way Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight!
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:46 pm
by R00k
bitWISE wrote:R00k wrote:It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.
Make sure you're using lube.
Getting head before you hit it is the best lube
I totally agree. I meant to make sure he's using lube before jerking off. Otherwise he'll think sex is a pretty dry business. :icon32:
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:19 am
by Arkleseizure
I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:20 am
by losCHUNK
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:21 am
by Arkleseizure
losCHUNK wrote:Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:22 am
by losCHUNK
Arkleseizure wrote:losCHUNK wrote:Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
thats WHY you burn the evidence
**slaps head**
when will people learn :icon23:
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:28 am
by The HavoX
Arkleseizure wrote:Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
not the smartest thing you ever did eh? :icon26:
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:45 am
by bitWISE
Arkleseizure wrote:losCHUNK wrote:Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
:lol: Thats great.
So what if your 14? Start practicing now and then you will have some game once you get your driver's license. Seriously though, stop shopping at wal-mart. Make your mom buy you some AE shit...HS is all about images.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:48 am
by Arkleseizure
bitWISE wrote:Arkleseizure wrote:losCHUNK wrote:
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
:lol: Thats great.
So what if your 14? Start practicing now and then you will have some game once you get your driver's license. Seriously though, stop shopping at wal-mart. Make your mom buy you some AE shit...HS is all about images.
I have 20 or so American Eagle shirts. My pants come from Wal-Mart. No body knows. :icon32:
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:53 am
by Arkleseizure
Some are older ones...that are too big.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:16 am
by eepberries
LOL VIRGLESEIZURE
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:31 am
by arak0r
or you could do like this kid at the walmart in my town, go into the store, cut a hole in the back of a carebear, hf.
Re: What does sex feel like?...
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:46 am
by Bacon
Arkleseizure wrote:Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Just wanna know.
In follow up to Rep's fake forum.
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