What does sex feel like?...

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What does sex feel like?...

Post by Arkleseizure »

Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Just wanna know.



In follow up to Rep's fake forum. :p
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Well, you know how when you stand up all sudden like and all the blood rushes to your head and you black out?

Yeah, it's nothing like that.
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Post by Don Carlos »

warm apple pie...
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Post by losCHUNK »

1st you find a young girl, try using sweets or a fairground to attract there attention

then find a secluded location, maybe a forest ?

bust a nut in her cunt then burn the evidence
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Post by Canis »

i clicked this half hoping i'd get some sort of chuckly out of the joke, but it's acually real...shame. Go use your imagination...
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Post by bitWISE »

stop watching hentai and shopping at wal-mart and you will find out
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Maybe he's a kid...
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It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.

Make sure you're using lube.
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Post by Ryoki »

losCHUNK wrote:then burn the evidence
The forest or the girl?
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Post by losCHUNK »

signs say its bad to burn down forests
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Post by Foo »

Also pigtails go up real nice.
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R00k wrote:It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.

Make sure you're using lube.
Getting head before you hit it is the best lube
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Post by Foo »

But seriously, what's it like?

Well.... it's like...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any way Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight!
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bitWISE wrote:
R00k wrote:It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.

Make sure you're using lube.
Getting head before you hit it is the best lube
I totally agree. I meant to make sure he's using lube before jerking off. Otherwise he'll think sex is a pretty dry business. :icon32:
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Post by Arkleseizure »

I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
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Post by losCHUNK »

Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
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Post by Arkleseizure »

losCHUNK wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
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Post by losCHUNK »

Arkleseizure wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
thats WHY you burn the evidence

**slaps head**

when will people learn :icon23:
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Post by The HavoX »

Arkleseizure wrote:Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
not the smartest thing you ever did eh? :icon26:
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Post by bitWISE »

Arkleseizure wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
:lol: Thats great.

So what if your 14? Start practicing now and then you will have some game once you get your driver's license. Seriously though, stop shopping at wal-mart. Make your mom buy you some AE shit...HS is all about images.
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bitWISE wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:
losCHUNK wrote: **offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
:lol: Thats great.

So what if your 14? Start practicing now and then you will have some game once you get your driver's license. Seriously though, stop shopping at wal-mart. Make your mom buy you some AE shit...HS is all about images.

I have 20 or so American Eagle shirts. My pants come from Wal-Mart. No body knows. :icon32:
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Some are older ones...that are too big.
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LOL VIRGLESEIZURE
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Post by arak0r »

or you could do like this kid at the walmart in my town, go into the store, cut a hole in the back of a carebear, hf.
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Re: What does sex feel like?...

Post by Bacon »

Arkleseizure wrote:Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Just wanna know.



In follow up to Rep's fake forum. :p
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