How would you off yourself?

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:28 am

I would follow a firetruck and go in a building and save someone.
If I die I'm a hero, if I live that would probably give reason to live if depression was the reason.

Post by **ForM** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:11 am

You ask for a deranged minds point of view which I cant give.

But Ill go with the flow and "Pretend" so to speak.

Many people I work with are so stupid I just wanna reach out and touch them. Touch them in a way that a punch to the forhead would render them as useless prossecible(sp?) packaged meat for the masses.

Now if I did this, and on a routine basis as I imagine it would be being there a whole lot of nitwits to exterminate, I could only imagine that in time I would be the "Picture Post Card" of a manhunt.

Being cornerd and docile I would select many many over amplified barbituates to sleep it off.

Of corse I would be brutully shot to death first but the "Deep Sleep"
Method would be the best.

You asked.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:13 am

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:01 am

I could never do it, but if I had to probally something memorable:

Jump from a rooftop with a grenade..

Light my car on fire and drive it on the wrong lane at 200 km/h..

Od on various drugs and then get killed by cops..

Jump from a plane with no parachute but with a sniper and try to pick people off as I'm coming down into a crowded area...

Post by **tnf** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:09 am

SOAPboy wrote:as many guns as i could carry..

Id walk into a popular mall, and go on a killing spree..

go down in a blaze of gunfire..

assuming i wanted to die..

Is it a goth thing to want to take others with you?

Post by **Mogul** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:12 am

It's a Darwin thing.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:38 am

I need a bottle of vodka, an ounce of weed, and a gun. Then I'll just see where that goes.

Post by **Psyche911** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:54 am

I figured this out a long time ago.

I'd break into a veterinarian's office and steal the drug used to put dog's to sleep. Then inject 3x as much as they gave my dog (1/3 my weight) and that's it.

You just go unconsious, and within about 15-30 seconds, you're dead. It really seemed peaceful when I saw them do it.

I don't know what the drug is called, though.

Post by **tnf** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:20 am

There are different ones they can use, I believe. Certain barbituates...or combinations of barbituates and other shit, like a drug that can paralyze cardiac tissue...i believe its called dibucaine.

Just had dinner at a veterinarian's house tonight, and, coincidentally, I happened to ask what medications were commonly used for that process.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:29 am

tnf wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:as many guns as i could carry..

Id walk into a popular mall, and go on a killing spree..

go down in a blaze of gunfire..

assuming i wanted to die..
Is it a goth thing to want to take others with you?

no..

Its the simple fact most of the people i run into in the mall are wastes of oxygen..

Post by **tnf** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:33 am

Ahh...so its a mall worker thing...that makes more sense.

Post by **Psyche911** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:36 am

Interesting, tnf.

It sure looked like a pleasant way to go. My dog fell right asleep.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:36 am

If I was diagnosed with terminal cancer or something like that, then it would be top speed on the R1 into a bridge abutment or the back or an 18-wheeler.
185mph to a dead stop instantly ought to do it.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:48 am

tnf wrote:Ahh...so its a mall worker thing...that makes more sense.

Yeah.. i work part time at the mall..

Soon thats changing tho.. :icon26:

Guessing Best Buy will be worse.. but the discount fucking OWNS and the money is way better

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:56 am

what owns about the discount?

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:58 am

seza wrote:what owns about the discount?

At cost +5%

so.. 399.99 Video card, which is like 450+ after tax or something, is 310 out the door..

TVs, are retardedly cheap..

ect ect..

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 6:59 am

SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:what owns about the discount?
At cost +5%

so.. 399.99 Video card, which is like 450+ after tax or something, is 310 out the door..

TVs, are retardedly cheap..

ect ect..

oh is that right? who told you that was true? i've only been working there for 2 years and that's absolutely false.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:00 am

SOAPboy wrote:as many guns as i could carry..

Id walk into a popular mall, and go on a killing spree..

go down in a blaze of gunfire..

assuming i wanted to die..

how surprising.

for those that have ever thought of killing themselves, please do it now. there are too many humans inhabiting this planet.

Stormtroopers Of Death - Kill Yourself

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:02 am

seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:what owns about the discount?
At cost +5%

so.. 399.99 Video card, which is like 450+ after tax or something, is 310 out the door..

TVs, are retardedly cheap..

ect ect..
oh is that right? who told you that was true? i've only been working there for 2 years and that's absolutely false.

Lets see.. the fact we scanned certain items at employee discount..

and the other fact of 2 friends working there that regularly buy things at employee discount..

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:05 am

SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote: At cost +5%

so.. 399.99 Video card, which is like 450+ after tax or something, is 310 out the door..

TVs, are retardedly cheap..

ect ect..
oh is that right? who told you that was true? i've only been working there for 2 years and that's absolutely false.

Lets see.. the fact we scanned certain items at employee discount..

and the other fact of 2 friends working there that regularly buy things at employee discount..

ah ok..atleast now you say "certain items" when before it was assumed everything was discounted.

the biggest discount you'll see is on cables/etc and PSP/PRPs. other than that...if you're going to be in a sales position......i feel sorry for you.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:06 am

seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote: oh is that right? who told you that was true? i've only been working there for 2 years and that's absolutely false.

Lets see.. the fact we scanned certain items at employee discount..

and the other fact of 2 friends working there that regularly buy things at employee discount..

ah ok..atleast now you say "certain items" when before it was assumed everything was discounted.

the biggest discount you'll see is on cables/etc and PSP/PRPs. other than that...if you're going to be in a sales position......i feel sorry for you.

yeah i realize the HUGE discount is on "certain brands" of items..

also, no, im not doing sales.. im going into the geek squad..

^_^

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:08 am

yep accessories are d*ck cheap with employee discount since THAT seems to be their bread and butter.

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:10 am

SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
Lets see.. the fact we scanned certain items at employee discount..

and the other fact of 2 friends working there that regularly buy things at employee discount..

ah ok..atleast now you say "certain items" when before it was assumed everything was discounted.

the biggest discount you'll see is on cables/etc and PSP/PRPs. other than that...if you're going to be in a sales position......i feel sorry for you.

yeah i realize the HUGE discount is on "certain brands" of items..

also, no, im not doing sales.. im going into the geek squad..

^_^

have some pride...whenever someone says i'm in the 'geek squad' i slap them across the throat and tell them to call me a fucking 'tech' like i used to be referred to...oh and enjoy the dress code.

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:12 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yep accessories are d*ck cheap with employee discount since THAT seems to be their bread and butter.

accessories make big blue money...but not as much as PSP/PRP + d-subs. netzero, juno, shutterfly, magazines, bestbuy card, etc...ugh...despite the non-commission sales...it might as well be since the store lives by the numbers anyway.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:13 am

seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote: ah ok..atleast now you say "certain items" when before it was assumed everything was discounted.

the biggest discount you'll see is on cables/etc and PSP/PRPs. other than that...if you're going to be in a sales position......i feel sorry for you.

yeah i realize the HUGE discount is on "certain brands" of items..

also, no, im not doing sales.. im going into the geek squad..

^_^
have some pride...whenever someone says i'm in the 'geek squad' i slap them across the throat and tell them to call me a fucking 'tech' like i used to be referred to...oh and enjoy the dress code.

I can live with a dress code.. im a corp whore at this point..

i dont mind the whole "geek squad" label.. because i AM a fucking geek.. >_<