Chavs.....

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:03 am

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's
great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?None, "That's
some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just
forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.

22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they
stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned
over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

25. Two chavs jump off Beachy Head, who wins? Society.

Post by **Canidae** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:32 am

Welcome to last year

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:41 am

Develop a new crush, fag.

Post by **The HavoX** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:43 am

grow some hair, bald man

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:44 am

Get a joke, doofus.

Post by **Canidae** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:44 am

His is definitely ingrown

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:47 am

Canidae wrote:His is definitely ingrown

Sounds like something your mother might say about your cock.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:51 am

YourGrandpa wrote:Get a joke, doofus.

he doesnt need one he slaughtered you with the truth :lol:

Post by **The HavoX** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:53 am

Post by **Geebs** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:29 am

YourGrandpa wrote:10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

Most of those were "insert ethnic group here". but I lol'ed at this one.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:13 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:
24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they
stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned
over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

.

its Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch :P

Post by **Don Carlos** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:27 pm

I'm suprised u get any of the chav jokes being American n all...

Post by **Canidae** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:32 pm

He must have "got" them from a UKer and posts them because he thinks that makes him cool, kinda like the way he gets TVs and PCs from Taiwan and posts them

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:19 am

You must be one of those disgruntled Chavs.

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:53 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:Develop a new crush, fag.

:lol:

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