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How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:57 pm
by shaft
DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.
Kill yourself now DuMB.

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 pm
by Quadhore
I found out today that drum drives a peugeot 309
In case you don't have those in America, they are piece of shit friench cars that go for a couple of hundred, tops
You wouldn't even want it as a first car

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:21 pm
by shaft
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:24 pm
by Quadhore
Wait, my mistake. Peugeot 306
slightly better, but still just as bad. Drums 47 and he drives a hatchback
[lvlshot]http://www.wimpie.net/gallery/albums/pug306/001_G.jpg[/lvlshot]
He must be real proud

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:25 pm
by Quadhore
0-60 in 14.7 seconds

What a speed demon

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:57 pm
by Nightshade
Alternate version:
How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis:
1.) Are you DrUMB?
2.) Are you a 47 year-old spindly, wifeless, four-eyed nerd that drives a shitbox Frogmobile that you wish was a 10 year-old Toyota, and throws wappy attacks over a gaming message board?
If you answered yes to either 1.) or 2.) then yes, you are having a midlife crisis and should probably do the world a favor and shoot yourself.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:05 pm
by shaft
DRuM wrote:I was sitting at traffic lights today thinking about game consoles, and as I pulled away from the lights I just noticed the first half of the number plate of the car to my right. It was 'N64'

What an asshat
What he should have been thinking is how his life is an shitty as the car he is sitting in

Re: How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:09 pm
by seremtan
shaft wrote:DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.
Kill yourself now DuMB.

what
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:32 pm
by Quadhore
Everyone on q3w thinks drums a cunt

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:23 am
by Doombrain
new sig a coming
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:01 am
by MKJ
shaft wrote:DRuM wrote:I was sitting at traffic lights today thinking about game consoles, and as I pulled away from the lights I just noticed the first half of the number plate of the car to my right. It was 'N64'

What an asshat
What he should have been thinking is how his life is an shitty as the car he is sitting in

what thread is that from
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:04 am
by shaft
Re: How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:05 am
by ek
shaft wrote:DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.
Kill yourself now DuMB.


is that quote for real or what? haahhaha
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:07 am
by shaft
Straight from DuMB personal diary.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:09 am
by ek
oh dear god

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:49 pm
by shaft
We smashed DuMB so bad in this thread, he has been posting all morning and couldnt even come up with a reply.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:01 pm
by Quadhore
Drum ignores anything that just plainly humilates him

It shows you just how much he cares
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:10 pm
by Underpants?
I don't think DrUm's a cunt. If anything, more like a strange and uniquely nutty fella.
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:11 pm
by shaft
you said nut

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:27 pm
by DRuM
shaft wrote:
We smashed DuMB so bad in this thread, he has been posting all morning and couldnt even come up with a reply.

Everyones fighting over me, I simply don't have the time to reply to every post in my already busy owning schedule. But I made this one especially for you. I sign autographs too if you're interested.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:41 pm
by Pauly
this is beyond pathetic DRuM, seriously
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:53 pm
by DRuM
Hey, I didn't make the thread.
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:35 pm
by seremtan
but you did make another 15 on the first page of R&R
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:37 pm
by DRuM
seremtan wrote:but you did make another 15 on the first page of R&R
Are you complaining?
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:47 pm
by Quadhore
No, it's just hard to concentrate with all the different threads appearing at once. I need to go to concentration school to keep up. Or some kind of summer camp. A concentration camp or something
