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How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:57 pm
by shaft
DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.

Kill yourself now DuMB. :olo:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 pm
by Quadhore
I found out today that drum drives a peugeot 309 :olo:

In case you don't have those in America, they are piece of shit friench cars that go for a couple of hundred, tops

You wouldn't even want it as a first car :olo:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:21 pm
by shaft
Image

:olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo: :olo:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:24 pm
by Quadhore
Wait, my mistake. Peugeot 306 :olo:

slightly better, but still just as bad. Drums 47 and he drives a hatchback :olo:

[lvlshot]http://www.wimpie.net/gallery/albums/pug306/001_G.jpg[/lvlshot]

He must be real proud :olo:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:25 pm
by Quadhore
0-60 in 14.7 seconds :olo: What a speed demon :olo:

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:57 pm
by Nightshade
Alternate version:

How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis:

1.) Are you DrUMB?

2.) Are you a 47 year-old spindly, wifeless, four-eyed nerd that drives a shitbox Frogmobile that you wish was a 10 year-old Toyota, and throws wappy attacks over a gaming message board?

If you answered yes to either 1.) or 2.) then yes, you are having a midlife crisis and should probably do the world a favor and shoot yourself.

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:05 pm
by shaft
DRuM wrote:I was sitting at traffic lights today thinking about game consoles, and as I pulled away from the lights I just noticed the first half of the number plate of the car to my right. It was 'N64'

:eek:
What an asshat :olo:

What he should have been thinking is how his life is an shitty as the car he is sitting in :olo:

Re: How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:09 pm
by seremtan
shaft wrote:
DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.

Kill yourself now DuMB. :olo:
what

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:32 pm
by Quadhore
Everyone on q3w thinks drums a cunt :olo:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:23 am
by Doombrain
new sig a coming

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:01 am
by MKJ
shaft wrote:
DRuM wrote:I was sitting at traffic lights today thinking about game consoles, and as I pulled away from the lights I just noticed the first half of the number plate of the car to my right. It was 'N64'

:eek:
What an asshat :olo:

What he should have been thinking is how his life is an shitty as the car he is sitting in :olo:
what thread is that from

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:04 am
by shaft

Re: How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:05 am
by ek
shaft wrote:
DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.

Kill yourself now DuMB. :olo:
:olo: is that quote for real or what? haahhaha

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:07 am
by shaft
Straight from DuMB personal diary. :olo:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:09 am
by ek
oh dear god :olo:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:49 pm
by shaft
:olo:

We smashed DuMB so bad in this thread, he has been posting all morning and couldnt even come up with a reply. :olo:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:01 pm
by Quadhore
Drum ignores anything that just plainly humilates him :olo: It shows you just how much he cares

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:10 pm
by Underpants?
I don't think DrUm's a cunt. If anything, more like a strange and uniquely nutty fella.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:11 pm
by shaft
you said nut :olo:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:27 pm
by DRuM
shaft wrote::olo:

We smashed DuMB so bad in this thread, he has been posting all morning and couldnt even come up with a reply. :olo:
Everyones fighting over me, I simply don't have the time to reply to every post in my already busy owning schedule. But I made this one especially for you. I sign autographs too if you're interested. :olo:

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:41 pm
by Pauly
this is beyond pathetic DRuM, seriously

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:53 pm
by DRuM
Hey, I didn't make the thread.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:35 pm
by seremtan
but you did make another 15 on the first page of R&R

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:37 pm
by DRuM
seremtan wrote:but you did make another 15 on the first page of R&R
Are you complaining?

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:47 pm
by Quadhore
No, it's just hard to concentrate with all the different threads appearing at once. I need to go to concentration school to keep up. Or some kind of summer camp. A concentration camp or something :olo: