How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..

Post by **shaft** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:57 pm

DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.

Kill yourself now DuMB.

Post by **Quadhore** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:17 pm

I found out today that drum drives a peugeot 309

In case you don't have those in America, they are piece of shit friench cars that go for a couple of hundred, tops

You wouldn't even want it as a first car

Post by **shaft** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:21 pm

Post by **Quadhore** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:24 pm

Wait, my mistake. Peugeot 306

slightly better, but still just as bad. Drums 47 and he drives a hatchback

[lvlshot]http://www.wimpie.net/gallery/albums/pug306/001_G.jpg[/lvlshot]

He must be real proud

Post by **Quadhore** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:25 pm

0-60 in 14.7 seconds

What a speed demon

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:57 pm

Alternate version:

How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis:

1.) Are you DrUMB?

2.) Are you a 47 year-old spindly, wifeless, four-eyed nerd that drives a shitbox Frogmobile that you wish was a 10 year-old Toyota, and throws wappy attacks over a gaming message board?

If you answered yes to either 1.) or 2.) then yes, you are having a midlife crisis and should probably do the world a favor and shoot yourself.

Post by **shaft** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:05 pm

DRuM wrote:I was sitting at traffic lights today thinking about game consoles, and as I pulled away from the lights I just noticed the first half of the number plate of the car to my right. It was 'N64'

What an asshat

What he should have been thinking is how his life is an shitty as the car he is sitting in

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:09 pm

shaft wrote:
DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.

Kill yourself now DuMB.

what

Post by **Quadhore** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:32 pm

Everyone on q3w thinks drums a cunt

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:23 am

new sig a coming

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:01 am

shaft wrote:
DRuM wrote:I was sitting at traffic lights today thinking about game consoles, and as I pulled away from the lights I just noticed the first half of the number plate of the car to my right. It was 'N64'

What an asshat

What he should have been thinking is how his life is an shitty as the car he is sitting in

what thread is that from

Post by **shaft** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:04 am

http://quake3world.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18759

Post by ek » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:05 am

shaft wrote:
DRuM wrote: Things are really bad in my job situation. My friends don't seem to be interested in me. Me and my family are growing apart. I wonder at times if I ever should have married. I feel dead inside. So alone. I feel like a piece of hamburger--raw meat all ground up. I've lost all of my drive. I don't see any purpose in living. I'm so different from when I was in my twenties. I think I should buy that 10 year old Toyota I've been dreaming about.

Kill yourself now DuMB.

is that quote for real or what? haahhaha

Post by **shaft** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:07 am

Straight from DuMB personal diary.

Post by ek » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:09 am

oh dear god

Post by **shaft** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:49 pm

We smashed DuMB so bad in this thread, he has been posting all morning and couldnt even come up with a reply.

Post by **Quadhore** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:01 pm

Drum ignores anything that just plainly humilates him

It shows you just how much he cares

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:10 pm

I don't think DrUm's a cunt. If anything, more like a strange and uniquely nutty fella.

Post by **shaft** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:11 pm

you said nut

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:27 pm

shaft wrote:

We smashed DuMB so bad in this thread, he has been posting all morning and couldnt even come up with a reply.

Everyones fighting over me, I simply don't have the time to reply to every post in my already busy owning schedule. But I made this one especially for you. I sign autographs too if you're interested.

Post by **Pauly** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:41 pm

this is beyond pathetic DRuM, seriously

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:53 pm

Hey, I didn't make the thread.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:35 pm

but you did make another 15 on the first page of R&R

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:37 pm

seremtan wrote:but you did make another 15 on the first page of R&R

Are you complaining?

Post by **Quadhore** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:47 pm

No, it's just hard to concentrate with all the different threads appearing at once. I need to go to concentration school to keep up. Or some kind of summer camp. A concentration camp or something

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