trifling ass

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:16 am

wimmens.
They always have to always stir the pot. Lemme ass you all something: why would my best friend's wife of over 5 years kiss me dead on the lips? other than to start some jealous bullshit? over
*what?
not a god damn thing?
I love that woman (and believe she's not a hair over trim) but i would never bump uglies with my mate's strange and that's on the real.
I don't think he's happy and I'll tell you this:
were we ten years younger, I've no doubt one or both of us would have lost teeth over it. What the fuck is wrong with the vaginally inclined?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:26 am

she's got to have it

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:32 am

she can have it but only if she were to jump into a time machine which would transmogrify her into 209before chris A.D. and then and only then if I had no prior insecure knowlegedge of her transgressions with a gentleman of the darkie persuasion. period. dot., end of file. oef done exit quit x q ^c done.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:37 am

in all seriousness though, it's pretty fucked up of her to do that, even if she's deeply unhappy in her present situation (which is almost definitely the case here)

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:43 am

I agree puffy, it's not because I would'nt hit it, but rather because my brother forom another mother's heart is involved.
why break it off like that? i mean, seriously, I woud pass on a meal for homey and have when we took long's peak together. and she's not heartless, but when drinking, what happens? it's got to be some pathological bullshit, that's all i can boil it down to.

Post by **Wabbit** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:32 am

So she was drunk?

People often do inappropriate things when they're very drunk...both men and women. It kinda removes normal inhibitions. It's not a good excuse but hopefully her husband took her to task for it.

Personally, if I were in that situation, I would tell her the next day when she was clear headed, that I didn't want to lose any friendships and would appreciate it if it didn't happen again.

Post by **ScooterG** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:37 am

I concur with Wabbit. Also, was it a peck or a real, full kiss?

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:14 am

Wabbit wrote:So she was drunk?

People often do inappropriate things when they're very drunk...both men and women. It kinda removes normal inhibitions. It's not a good excuse but hopefully her husband took her to task for it.

Personally, if I were in that situation, I would tell her the next day when she was clear headed, that I didn't want to lose any friendships and would appreciate it if it didn't happen again.

we were *are both very tilted and I'm not afraid to say we danced a bit on the grind but at no time was I uncomfortable until she busted around, hand-on-neck fully in front of the birthday boy and at least 12 friends, some of whom are total fucking instigating dick-rods and lip-locked me with no prior warning. I was not expecting it and now have a very strange situation to look forward to in the moring, when I'm supposed to roll over and help him tile his front porch... she was ragging over an all-day golf tourney earlier, but the punishment's not fitting the crime.
Again, I fall back on pathology. Negligent father, WHAT?

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:23 am

yeah and thanks for the advice wabb0, i think it's time for the confrontation shoes to start walking.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:39 am

ScooterG wrote:I concur with Wabbit. Also, was it a peck or a real, full kiss?

yep, she's going to feel the wrath.
I still smell her lip gloss and perfume over the real world guy sweat only 8 hours of hard, sunburning, whitey-spanking course work followed by 6 hours of keg-draining, dart-boarding and billiards-shanking will earn, if that tells you anything.

Post by **menkent** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:43 am

she wants a threesome.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:49 am

not gonn' happen, even if both were to ask. I like my encounters 1on1 and with pristine (not married) hotties only, my mantenting friend.

Post by **Grudge** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:01 am

Does she know you only have one nut? Maybe it was out of pity?

Post by **feedback** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:07 am

hahaha

Be insulted that she thinks you'd actually betray your friend, and slap her for it. True bros before hoes, but feel free to fuck over any other retards who mean nothing.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:09 am

Grudge wrote:Does she know you only have one nut? Maybe it was out of pity?

Word has spread that it does the work of two.

Post by **Doombrain** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:34 am

THERE'S ONLY ONE NUT

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:27 am

Women, in general are far more insecure than guys. They are attracted to what they can't get and a lot of them don't appreciate what they have. An easy way to fuck a girl is to genuinely not care about fucking the girl. I know it sounds weird, but if the woman is confident in herself she likes the challenge. In other words, she's got plenty of guys that would be willing to take her up on her flirty suggestions and she can't figure out why you don't want her. Then she gets insecure and the only way she can get rid of it is to get the man to cave. Obviously you're not interested in her and the woman is attracted to it for the sole selfish reason of being able to feed her ego and fill her insecurity.

I live in the heart of Las Vegas. I'm constantly around and have relations (not all sexual) with some of the most shallow and materialistic women in the world. I've seen it a lot.

Post by **brisk** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:53 am

Doombrain wrote:THERE'S ONLY ONE NUT

Yet apparently, there isn't just one plained anymore. Underpants' post looks like it was written by a dyslexic 5 year old on acid. Why the fuck can't people write in english anymore?

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:12 pm

she kissed you on the lips? as in "hi how are you *smooch*"? yea she must really want you

could be the difference between yank and euro culture though

Post by **4days** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:35 pm

Underpants? wrote:wimmens.
They always have to always stir the pot. Lemme ass you all something: why would my best friend's wife of over 5 years kiss me dead on the lips? other than to start some jealous bullshit? over
*what?
not a god damn thing?
I love that woman (and believe she's not a hair over trim) but i would never bump uglies with my mate's strange and that's on the real.
I don't think he's happy and I'll tell you this:
were we ten years younger, I've no doubt one or both of us would have lost teeth over it. What the fuck is wrong with the vaginally inclined?

my mate's gf (of 7 years) did something similar at new years.

i was scraping another mate up off the front porch, having called him a taxi, but not having much luck because he's built like a tank and i'm weak and skinny. my mate's missus came out and between us we got him into the cab, then she stuck her tongue down my throat - just in time for her partner to wander out and see it happen.

thankfully, he'd come out soon enough to see that i didn't instigate it and saw me pulling away from her. he slapped her back into the house and made a joke of the whole thing - but if he'd come out one second later, he might not have been my mate anymore

hell, my missus would've knocked 7 shades of shit out of her if my mate hadn't reacted the way he did.

if your mate saw the whole thing, then hopefully he'll respond in the right way (by blaming his missus), and hopefully, she'll do the right thing and stay the fuck out of his way for a few days if he's upset about it.

hope it all works out for you.

MKJ wrote:she kissed you on the lips? as in "hi how are you *smooch*"? yea she must really want you

could be the difference between yank and euro culture though

you must've seen how sick and misogynistic and bumming-obsessed american porn is, they're a very conservative people.

on a totally unrelated note - the cat just brought in an egg she'd stolen from a nest and then gotten bored of. just had to abort a mangled baby bird. dropped a breezeblock on it, poor little bastard.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:24 pm

brisk wrote:
Doombrain wrote:THERE'S ONLY ONE NUT
Yet apparently, there isn't just one plained anymore. Underpants' post looks like it was written by a dyslexic 5 year old on acid. Why the fuck can't people write in english anymore?

i definately do some wig-flipping when tying on the drink. Sorry it caused you so much anguish,

you uptight junk-squeezer.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:28 pm

MKJ wrote:she kissed you on the lips? as in "hi how are you *smooch*"? yea she must really want you

could be the difference between yank and euro culture though

sure, I kiss plenty of girls--including those hitched to my buddies'--on the lips, as a hello or goodbye gesture. It was the timing of it all, while dancing, no one was coming or going, etc. etc. that made it inappropriate, not the act itself.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:32 pm

feedback wrote:hahaha

Be insulted that she thinks you'd actually betray your friend, and slap her for it. True bros before hoes...

:icon14: simple truths cannot be denied

Post by **Wabbit** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:37 pm

ctrlnuke wrote:Women, in general are far more insecure than guys. They are attracted to what they can't get and a lot of them don't appreciate what they have. An easy way to fuck a girl is to genuinely not care about fucking the girl. I know it sounds weird, but if the woman is confident in herself she likes the challenge. In other words, she's got plenty of guys that would be willing to take her up on her flirty suggestions and she can't figure out why you don't want her. Then she gets insecure and the only way she can get rid of it is to get the man to cave. Obviously you're not interested in her and the woman is attracted to it for the sole selfish reason of being able to feed her ego and fill her insecurity.

I live in the heart of Las Vegas. I'm constantly around and have relations (not all sexual) with some of the most shallow and materialistic women in the world. I've seen it a lot.

That's alot of psychology for what might have been just a quick drunken "grab". You'll see a drunk guy grab any tit he can lay his hand on, no matter who it belongs too, but it doesn't mean anything other than he wanted to grab a tit--he was horny. When a woman does something similar, she has deep-seated emotional problems that reach back to childhood.

Yeah, men and women are different...it just irks me that across the world, generally, women are held to a different standard than men are. So often when a man does something inappropriate, it's because he's "a stud"...a woman does approximately the same thing and she's a back-stabbing whore. Bunch of fuckers.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:40 pm

4days wrote:
Underpants? wrote:wimmens.
They always have to always stir the pot. Lemme ass you all something: why would my best friend's wife of over 5 years kiss me dead on the lips? other than to start some jealous bullshit? over
*what?
not a god damn thing?
I love that woman (and believe she's not a hair over trim) but i would never bump uglies with my mate's strange and that's on the real.
I don't think he's happy and I'll tell you this:
were we ten years younger, I've no doubt one or both of us would have lost teeth over it. What the fuck is wrong with the vaginally inclined?
my mate's gf (of 7 years) did something similar at new years.

i was scraping another mate up off the front porch, having called him a taxi, but not having much luck because he's built like a tank and i'm weak and skinny. my mate's missus came out and between us we got him into the cab, then she stuck her tongue down my throat - just in time for her partner to wander out and see it happen.

thankfully, he'd come out soon enough to see that i didn't instigate it and saw me pulling away from her. he slapped her back into the house and made a joke of the whole thing - but if he'd come out one second later, he might not have been my mate anymore hell, my missus would've knocked 7 shades of shit out of her if my mate hadn't reacted the way he did.

if your mate saw the whole thing, then hopefully he'll respond in the right way (by blaming his missus), and hopefully, she'll do the right thing and stay the fuck out of his way for a few days if he's upset about it.

hope it all works out for you.

MKJ wrote:she kissed you on the lips? as in "hi how are you *smooch*"? yea she must really want you

could be the difference between yank and euro culture though
you must've seen how sick and misogynistic and bumming-obsessed american porn is, they're a very conservative people.

on a totally unrelated note - the cat just brought in an egg she'd stolen from a nest and then gotten bored of. just had to abort a mangled baby bird. dropped a breezeblock on it, poor little bastard.

yeah, thanks, 4d. i'm sure it will blow over. those two are like that from time to time, it just surprised and I think it even kind of pissed me off as I took her to be tooling me in revenge.