Quentin Taratino to reprise Friday the 13th

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:34 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international ... 43,00.html

Whoopdee fucking doo. What's he going to do, add more blood? Christ, I wish this hack would just fuck off already. He's the Strangler of the film world.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:39 pm

Yeah, make that "Tarantino" in the subject.

derp

Post by **Turbanator** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:39 pm

I like QT... *shrug*

Post by **4days** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:39 pm

that whole series was shite and the concept isn't amazing either - surely there's some other corpse he could be rogering.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:42 pm

Turbanator wrote:I like QT... *shrug*

Yes, but your country is home to "Bollywood" or whatever the fuck it's called, so you're excused.
Silly foreigner.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:48 pm

He still makes good movies, you bunch of pessimists. Kill Bill 2 was like filmified literature, damn impressive. Yes, the story of Firday the 13th is lame beyond belief, but i have enough faith in the man to expect he'll turn it into something at least half decent.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:49 pm

kill bill 2 was a lot better than 1, yes
hes a good filmmaker but he should have someone beside him to confine his creativity (liek roger avery)

reservoir dogs and pulp fiction where the bomb

Post by **blood.angel** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:00 pm

I hacked into his computer and got the film plan:
1. Replace theme tune with 70s funk song.
2. Have Jason do kung fu.
3. Insert 3000000000000 references to every other horror film in existance including this one.
4. Release.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:17 pm

You forgot 3a. Add approximately 4.8 million liters of blood spurting from severed limbs.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:19 pm

I like QT movies, but I'm not gonna argue.

Post by **Pext** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:57 pm

QT is the man. period.

kill bill one was awesome. there are so many incredibly stilized scenes in it - benchmarking.
the o-ren introduction scene is nothing but stunning.
kill bill two was great as well with it's italo western style. though i liked the less narrative, the first volume better.

if qt really is doing a remake of this film my guess is that it will be incredible. the teeny stab and slay really had no real improvement ever since scream 1 came with its combination of a self reflecting view onto the genre and the light, entertaining mainstream splatter - which was later on perfected by final destination and especially final destination 2 - though part 2 has not got such a good character development it's death scenes are way better and a lot more entertaining. just remember where one of the boys is splashed by the large glass plate :icon19:

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:53 pm

I'll admit that I actually enjoyed Kill Bill I, still need to watch the second.
The big problem I have with Tarantino is that he seems rather impressed with himself, and none of his movies strike me as THAT impressive.

Post by **4days** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:58 pm

you should definitely check out the second kill bill, as well as being decent in it's own right it makes the first one good.

tarantino's a magpie, and a bloody good one at that. he has a real knack for stealing the best elements of a bunch of different things and putting them together to produce his movies.

hopefully with friday the 13th, all he's taken is the title (and the machete, machetes are cool).

Post by **mik0rs** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:12 pm

I watched a few minutes of Kill Bill 2 a month or so ago, that convinced me I didn't need to watch the whole of the first or the second.

Nightshade's right IMO, he seems impressed with himself, far too much to justify.

Post by **andyman** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:09 pm

blood.angel wrote:I hacked into his computer and got the film plan:
1. Replace theme tune with 70s funk song.
2. Have Jason do kung fu.
3. Insert 3000000000000 references to every other horror film in existance including this one.
4. Release.

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You left out his cameo role

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:14 pm

Pretty boring. I don't see why people like Quentin or his work.

Linux nerds love Kill Bill, though. It's true.

Post by **4days** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:16 pm

christ you're a twat rep.

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:20 pm

Because I have an opinion that differs from the mass of faggots?

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:22 pm

No, because you're a fucking idiot.

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:23 pm

Great post, Nightshade. Aren't you supposed to be watching Fox & Friends?

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:35 pm

I bet his black friends told him to do it

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:09 pm

Turbanator wrote:I like QT... *shrug*

Post by **Pext** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:13 pm

4days wrote:christ you're a twat rep.

i'm confused? i thought he was a cunt?

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:32 pm

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1. A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language.
2. A word or an expression that serves as a figurative or symbolic substitute for another.