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Cat 5 Strom strikes the North

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:42 am
by MidnightQ4
Sorry for the format, but I'm not cleaning it up.


> > Subject: Fw: EMERGENCY CONTROL
> > Date: Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:11:19 +0000
> >
> >
> >
> > THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT
> >
> > North Dakota News
> >
> > This text is from a county emergency manager out in the
western
part of North Dakota state after the recent snow storm.
> >
> > WEATHER BULLETIN
> >
> > Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a
Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical
Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow
and
winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles,
stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads,
isolated scores of communities and cut power to tens of thousands.
> >
> > FYI:
> >
> > George Bush did not come....
> >
> > FEMA did nothing....
> >
> > No one howled for the government...
> >
> > No one blamed the government
> >
> > No one even uttered an expletive on TV...
> >
> > Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit
> >
> > Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else
> >
> > Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either
> >
> > CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on
this
Category 5 snow storm
> >
> > Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.....
> >
> > No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House....
> >
> > No one looted...
> >
> > Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something
> >
> > Nobody expected the government to do anything either
> >
> > No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews
and
No Geraldo Rivera
> >
> > No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, NoHollywood types to
be
found
> >
> > And
> >
> > Nope, we just melted the snow for water
> >
> > Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow
engulfed
cars
> >
> > The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and
didn't
ask for a penny
> >
> > Local restaurants made food and the police and fire
departments
delivered it to the snow bound families
> >
> > Families took in the stranded people - total strangers
> >
> > We Fired up wood stoves
> >
> > Broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns
> >
> > We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is
"Work or Die"
> >
> > We did not wait for some affirmative action government to
get
us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that
trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.
> >
> > Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never
fallen this early...we know it can happen and how to deal with it
ourselves.
> >
> > "In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets
north of
about
> > 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% most of the world's social
problems evaporate."
> >
> > It does seem that way, at least to me.. I hope this gets
passed
on.. Maybe,, SOME people will get the message,, The world Does not owe
you
a living....
> >
> > Maureen L Benson Davis County Sheriff's Department
Farmington,
Utah 84025
> >

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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:49 am
by werldhed
As though a blizzard is in any way as crippling as a flood. :dork:

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:54 am
by andyman
how often do they get shitloads of snow... EVERY FUCKING WINTER so they probably know what to do by now ffs
did this blizzard raise gas prices all over america? no

did this blizzard cause even a quarter of the estimated damage that the flood/hurricane did? no

is this email a cry for attention that was never received, and therefore defeating it's own purpose? yes

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:00 am
by werldhed
Not to mention that on a regular basis the midwest faces storms and floods that DO demolish towns, DO force people out of their homes, and DO receive national attention and gov't assistance.

But it's a good thing they picked SNOW as the defining disaster that proves the toughness of those plucky Nodaks. :olo:
When it snows, the only businesses that shut down are those that can't plow their parking lots. Good luck plowing the fucking Gulf of Mexico off your doorstep.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:04 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Big News

MidnightQ4 remains a cat 5 retard.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:27 am
by Underpants?
but the trees man no one mentions the fucking wind-sheared trees (george bush hates trees).

Re: Cat 5 Strom strikes the North

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:39 am
by Maiden
MidnightQ4 wrote:
> >
> > Maureen L Benson Davis County Sheriff's Department
Farmington,
Utah 84025
> >
lol, that is too fucking funny.
farmington utah was founded by my family
the Benson name is on my mother's side of family
I am probably related to this stupid hick
if I see her at the next reunion, I'll be sure to smack her upside the head

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:49 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Image

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:27 am
by Grudge
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Big News

MidnightQ4 remains a cat 5 retard.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:29 am
by Nightshade
The real tragedy here is that mongoloids like MQ4 and his retarded ilk read shit like that and think: "YEAH! Fucking right! Goddamn liberal pansy pinkos coons down in Jewisiana just tryin' to suck up more taxpayer money!" For some reason it remains illegal to shoot people like this.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:30 am
by Ryoki
Nightshade wrote:For some reason it remains illegal to shoot people like this.
Just remove the safety labels from everything.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:22 pm
by andyman
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Image
yeah that is what I was thinking at first.... 'what the hell is a cat 5 strom???'

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:28 pm
by MKJ
andyman wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Image
yeah that is what I was thinking at first.... 'what the hell is a cat 5 strom???'
haha it didnt dawn to me till i read this
nerdalert?

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:08 pm
by Dek
> > The arrows means it's good..

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:51 pm
by Underpants?
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
:olo: :olo: :olo: