Too fat and lazy to pick up your dog?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:00 pm

I was too fat and lazy, not to mention ugly to pick my spoiled little yapping fuckface of a dog onto the sofa. Now, for only $59, I don't have to, thanks to doggysteps. Doggysteps saved my life

http://doggysteps.com/

What the fuckety fuck?

Post by **jester!** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:05 pm

I can see it for seriously old people with back/hip/knee problems, but anyone else is just useless.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:06 pm

in which case, they can get a plank of wood, which is free and easier to store :/

Post by **jester!** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:11 pm

Yeah but who wants an ugly piece of wood when you can have a stylish stair case?!

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:23 am

I saw those the other day and died laughing. If your dog can't jump up onto your bed or couch it needs to be fucking shot because it is the laziest dog ever.

Post by **Captain** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:25 am

"A dog in need of help"

Post by **Fender** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:30 am

Link doesn't work for me, but they are probably for old dogs with arthritis.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:33 am

Why the hell would you want your dog on your bed and/or sofa?

Don't they usually sell stuff that will make them stay off your furniture?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:28 am

my old dog used to have arthritis - he grew too fast or something when he was young. he wasn't over-weight, just too big for his breed - 150 lb golden retriever. wasn't fat just huge - tallest golden I've ever seen. So it was sad seeing him when he get older trying get into the back of the car and up on the bed when he wanted to and a pain in the ass to lift him.
This kind of shit doesn't seem too weird for me, it seems pretty practical actually. It'd help older people with back or knee problems, small dogs, older dogs, dogs with arthritis, etc.
I mean, if I knew about this when I still had him I probably would have bought it for $40. It's depressing seeing an old friend who used to be so strong in his youth so helpless in his old age.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:02 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:in which case, they can get a plank of wood, which is free and easier to store :/

it's also easier for your dog to use.

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:28 pm

Post by **stocktroll** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:54 pm

what kind of fag would let dogs in their house, let alone put it on their bed

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:06 pm

stocktroll wrote:what kind of fag would let dogs in their house, let alone put it on their bed

winner.

Post by **Captain** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:22 pm

stocktroll wrote:what kind of fag would let dogs in their house, let alone put it on their bed

Agreed :icon14:

Post by **saibot** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:23 pm

lol this is almost as funny as those fucking cripples using stair lifts. Fat lazy cunts cant even take themselves up the stairs lol :icon26:.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:28 pm

Post by **Captain** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:31 pm

Freakaloin wrote:

Self-portrait?

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:40 pm

Post by **Captain** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:26 pm

Cute cat :icon26: