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Life is full of surprises
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:34 am
by Guest
Before yesterday, I felt on my but on my icy parking.
Yesterday, I couldn’t fit in my trouser I used to wear for 15 years.
Today, I hate a piece of chocolate that I thought had caramel in it but it was all chocolate.
Tomorrow, well…It will be like –10C so I won’t pee outside.
What is it with me? Another surprise, no, another…Oups! I just spilled my beer.
Man, is this a boring thread or what?
Since I started it, do you have some surprising things you’d like to share?
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:36 am
by Freakaloin
fuck u...
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:37 am
by Dave
Peeing outside, eh? No indoor plumbing in Québec?
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:43 am
by Guest
Dave wrote:Peeing outside, eh? No indoor plumbing in Québec?
In Quebec because all the plumbing freeze during the winter, we have to fill them all with anti freeze liquid and during that period we all go outside for our intimates leavings.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:47 am
by plained
i like to pee outside for mant reasons
air
view
vibe
ease of use

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:48 am
by plained
and yea fuc u in advance pete
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:05 am
by Guest
plained wrote:and yea fuc u in advance pete
You see?... I never would have thought of a reply like this coming from plained. Life is really full of surprises.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:08 am
by plained
i like to keep it fresh you

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:31 am
by YourGrandpa
How close are you to dying Pete?
Re: Life is full of surprises
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:32 am
by Whiskey 7
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Since I started it, do you have some surprising things you’d like to share?
No pete, only work tomorrow after a nice quiet weekend and that's no surprise

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:50 am
by Guest
Memphis wrote:pete wrote:You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes and if you try hard you can almost always get it.
K.
I'd like you to die. Nothing flash. Just stop living, and therefore posting here. Sure I could wish you a power surge and insufficient funds for a new PC, but then again, you're french.

Re: Life is full of surprises
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:46 am
by Chupacabra
pete wrote:
Today, I hate a piece of chocolate that I thought had caramel in it but it was all chocolate.
