Life is full of surprises

[Guest]

Before yesterday, I felt on my but on my icy parking.
Yesterday, I couldn’t fit in my trouser I used to wear for 15 years.
Today, I hate a piece of chocolate that I thought had caramel in it but it was all chocolate.
Tomorrow, well…It will be like –10C so I won’t pee outside.
What is it with me? Another surprise, no, another…Oups! I just spilled my beer.
Man, is this a boring thread or what?
Since I started it, do you have some surprising things you’d like to share?

[Freakaloin]

fuck u...

[Dave]

Peeing outside, eh? No indoor plumbing in Québec?

[Guest]

Peeing outside, eh? No indoor plumbing in Québec?

In Quebec because all the plumbing freeze during the winter, we have to fill them all with anti freeze liquid and during that period we all go outside for our intimates leavings.

[plained]

i like to pee outside for mant reasons

air
view
vibe
ease of use

[plained]

and yea fuc u in advance pete

[Guest]

and yea fuc u in advance pete

You see?... I never would have thought of a reply like this coming from plained. Life is really full of surprises.

[plained]

i like to keep it fresh you

[YourGrandpa]

How close are you to dying Pete?

[Whiskey 7]

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Since I started it, do you have some surprising things you’d like to share?

No pete, only work tomorrow after a nice quiet weekend and that's no surprise

[Guest]

You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes and if you try hard you can almost always get it.

K.

I'd like you to die. Nothing flash. Just stop living, and therefore posting here. Sure I could wish you a power surge and insufficient funds for a new PC, but then again, you're french.

[Chupacabra]

Today, I hate a piece of chocolate that I thought had caramel in it but it was all chocolate.