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arghhh,arghhh argh,arghhhh(oh god dam),im gunna fuckin cum(oh shit),fack,fack,fack,(fuck i am)
i am im going to cum,(im cummingggggg)


I never seen no shit like this,this bitch can twist like a dam contortionist
condom on my dick? of course it is,this bitch dont know what abortion is
so i cant cum in her,fucks like a porn star,looks like jenna,fuck im gunna
cum,i think my rubbers cummin off,but ohh its so fuckin wet and soft,
fuck im gunna start lettin off,im squirting,and shes not gettin off,and shes on top
im gunna fuckin,ohhhh god,oh dont do that,dont,stop,stop dont,i dont mean
dont stop,arghh wait a mintute aghhhh fuck,im gunna fuckin cummmmmm

arghhh,arghhh argh,arghhhh(oh god dam),im gunna fuckin cum(oh shit),fack,fack,fack,(fuck i am)
i am im going to cum,(im cummingggggg)



ow wow!!! ???????? ewww owww,i need a cigerete now,oh im so fuckin hot,and ur so fuckin hot
oh my god i wanna fuckin FACK,no not fuck,i said fack,F.A.C.k,F.A.C.K,fack,fack,fack,fackin freak me
oh yeah girl see,baby,they call me mr.freaky,lets call your sister three way,have some threesome
me so horny,and ur such a fuckin babe,i wanna go down on you,fuck u shave,
OH GOD DAM HERE I GO AGAIN IM GUNNA CUM,I AM

arghhh,arghhh argh,arghhhh(oh god dam),im gunna fuckin cum(oh shit),fack,fack,fack,(fuck i am)
i am im going to cum,(im cummingggggg)

(Eminem makes noises)

Okay Im done,I already came twice,u aint gunna make me cum,im all out of gas,not so fast,
argh your finger just went in my arse,aghhh that hurts,take it out now,
owww wait a minit put it back in,in,in,in,this dont mean im gay,i dont like men,
i like boobs,boobs,boobs,now see that gerbil,grab that tube,shove it up my butt,let that little rascal
nibble on my arsehole,orrr,yeah right there,right there,ughh im cummin,ohhhh yeah,
fack i just came again,okay pull it out now.......oh fuck yeah,wait he's not out,
he's still crawling around up there,oh fuck i think its stuck,oh but it feels so fuckin good!

arghhh,arghhh argh,arghhhh(oh god dam),im gunna fuckin cum(oh shit),fack,fack,fack,(fuck i am?)
i am im going to cum,(im cummingggggg)

shove a gerbil in your arse threw a tube,shove a gerbil in your arse threw a tube,
shove a gerbil in your arse threw a tube,shove a gerbil in your arse threw a tube,
ewww ewww ewww ewwww
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Post by a13n »

The thought makes my heart rate get higher and higher.
I would never put my hand there... you liar, you liar.

With all of the tension and fluids deep down within,
Rock hard, up, and bored, once again I begin.

Imagine all the sweet girls I wish I could bring home.
Imagine my friend on himself, alone on his own.

Fast cars, lots of money, and a long passionate kiss,
Skydiving, mountain climbing, cycling and all the cool tricks.

What do I care if I should go blind?
I have to let out what's in my mind.

From my personal rhythm, the eruption I seek.
I feel like I'm laying in between satin sheets.

All over my body everything's getting tight.
The beat's getting violent like some kind of fight.

Spasmodic, erotic,
Coming to the crest of the hill.
I just cant quit, I don't have the will.

Approaching, Approaching,
The top! The Peak! There's no turning back!
The intense, the ultimate, the maximum climax!

Me on me and me on myself

Implosion !
E x p l o s i o n !!
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Post by eepberries »

List song names please
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Post by andyman »

Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.

We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.

Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
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Post by -Replicant- »

:olo: fucking hilarious song
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Post by Deathshroud »

Who we be talkin bout now?
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Post by reptile »

Sticky that one raw...
That's the best ever madel ol...
Btw...I'm wondering who's the she - male..
:dork:
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Post by -Replicant- »

its a song by eminem you dorks
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Post by Canidae »

*posting in an I must be cool because I'm posting rap music lyrics thread*

These lyrics changed my life , thanks
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Post by booker »

-Replicant- wrote:its a song by eminem you dorks
wigger?
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Post by Canidae »

More like a wiggette
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Post by raw »

Canidae wrote:*posting in an I must be cool because I'm posting rap music lyrics thread*

These lyrics changed my life , thanks
Shut your diseased cock holster!
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Post by E:v:O »

booker wrote:
-Replicant- wrote:its a song by eminem you dorks
wigger?
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Post by 4days »

E:v:O wrote:Image
lol, you'd have to rob that little bugger on sight, just on general principle.

had a quick look at the site and saw this one:
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