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Does anyone know how to cook lobster? I tried googling it and apparently theres tons of ways to make it. Anyone have any recommendations on the best way to flavour it and stuff?

You cooking the whole thing? Just chuck him in. Or, if you're a cruel bastage, lower him in slowly and listen to him scream! There are pre-mixed bags of lobster boil that you can get at most grocery stores.
I hate lobster (SEA COCKROACHES!), but my wife loves it. She usually just boils 'em in hot water and eats them with drawn butter.

salt + water and boil.

thats it? i was looking at this link and they give all sorts of ideas: http://www.eddylobster.com/maincourse.h ... aignesauce

au gratin!

biol em alive for five minutes after they scream for mercy.

poor little sea creature.

R.I.P

mmm lobster

Chupacabra wrote:Does anyone know how to cook lobster? I tried googling it and apparently theres tons of ways to make it. Anyone have any recommendations on the best way to flavour it and stuff?

The easiest and fastest way is boiling it. As for every recipes on google like this one...Boiling:

When boiling lobsters, use a kettle large enough to hold 1 or 2 lobsters at a time allowing 3-quarts of water per lobster. You may wish to add 1 tbsp of salt per quart. When water comes to a rolling boil, submerge live lobsters one at a time. Return water to a boil. Lower heat to simmer and boil 8 to 10 minutes for 1- to 1-1/4 pound lobsters, or 12 to 14 minutes for 1 1/2-pound lobsters. The tails should begin to float toward the surface once the lobsters are cooked.

All you need to know is that you need a lot of water and...Don't forget to remove the rubber band from the claws, believe me, some people leave them on and it's not a real tasty ingredient especially if you grill it.
Bon appétit

so boil it and then prepare it in whatever way according to my link above?

Chupacabra wrote:so boil it and then prepare it in whatever way according to my link above?

Cooking Lobsters is a lot like fish except for the garlic and butter that is a plus to dip it or marinating it.

SEA COCKROACHES!

what kind of moron eats lobster?

Nightshade wrote:SEA COCKROACHES!

Agreed. I'm just not into eating giant underwater bugs. That and I don't dig the taste, but that's secondary.

I don't care what they are or what they eat, their tails are delicious butterflied on a grill with some dipping sauce.

i just get the tails.

take a pair of long thin sizzors and cut the shell in the center towards the tail as close to the upper inside of the shell as possable as not to cut into the shit-guts and taint teh meat, thats why the long thin sizzors.

carefully remove shit-viens without breaking them and wash vigorously under cold water.

i use a pair of henkal haircut sizzors .

do it all under cold running water .

take the tales, butter them, and throw them on the bbq with some filet steaks.

if theyre ready before the steaks, place them atop the steaks until your done.

perfect evertime with the least amount of hassle.

as far as i know they dont eat shit, they eat greens

What are you guys talking about what they eat? They eat dead fish of course, or live ones if they catch em.

haha yea i jus googled and seen that lol

at least they doent eat dead shit

Right... as opposed to live shit?

no, as opposed to dead carcasses and shit that comes outta fish arses

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE, THEY'RE GIANT UNDERSEA PUBIC LICE.

Anyone that isn't allergic to lobster that hates it must be gay... Or at least curious.

Nightshade wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE, THEY'RE GIANT UNDERSEA PUBIC LICE.

Pubic lice are tiny landlobsters?

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