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No one should be pooped on while they're sleeping
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:44 pm
by SmokeyTreats
I woke up this morning to the sound of my 11 year old daughter screaming...
This is a disturbing event in itself especially @ 4am, add running into her room
half alseep and seeing her covered in dung. Yes, this is how my day started.
It seems that our 4 month old puppy pulled off a succesful jailbreak and snuck up to
her room then proceeded to let loose all up and down her left side whilst she lay in a peacful slumber.
I think I'm going to rename him Defiler.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:44 pm
by Survivor
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:59 pm
by Foo
Lol, owned halfling.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:22 pm
by Ryoki
Heheh
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:23 pm
by SmokeyTreats
She handled amazingly well.
I gotta say that she is a tough little girl.
She was more angry than freaked out.
My wife on the other hand was traumatized.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:15 pm
by Agent-X
Man I have a one year old. I guess its not so bad since your dog is a puppy. I know there might be a dog beating if my irish terrier did that.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:02 pm
by bitWISE
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:03 pm
by plained
whoa that sounds like a real drag lol
so whyd your kid get in the way?
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:40 pm
by Guest
Kids getting ready for a hard life...
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:44 pm
by plained
eh
i woulda sayd
the kids headed for a real crappy life lol
*no ofence to sayd kid or parent
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:51 pm
by phantasmagoria
Defiler is a great name for a dog
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:42 am
by Dr_Watson
you should name the puppy "R-Kelly"
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:44 pm
by SmokeyTreats
Agent-X wrote:Man I have a one year old. I guess its not so bad since your dog is a puppy. I know there might be a dog beating if my irish terrier did that.
He is in the process of being house trained and is a very intelligent pup. I've had many and he is the smartest one to date. The impluse to smack him around was strong but I do not want to mess him up emotionally. I believe he escaped and went to her room to let her know he needed to evacuate immediately. I think he couldn't hold it anymore and just let it fly.
plained wrote:eh
i woulda sayd
the kids headed for a real crappy life lol
*no ofence to sayd kid or parent
None taken. If she leads anything but a charmed life I will be shocked. Everyone gets shit on in life, best to learn it early on.
One of the many (now) humorous details of this debacle was my daughter telling me that she remembers half dreaming that she was pulling food out of Bruschi's mouth (pup) and that she woke up with a handful of squished crap. I think that while she was having this dream she was also grabbing the goods as they were being released.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:47 pm
by Freakaloin
dogs suck...
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:51 pm
by SmokeyTreats
but only if you put peanut butter on your pecka.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:53 pm
by plained
haha that 1/2 asleep stuffs a classic lol