No one should be pooped on while they're sleeping

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:44 pm

I woke up this morning to the sound of my 11 year old daughter screaming...

This is a disturbing event in itself especially @ 4am, add running into her room
half alseep and seeing her covered in dung. Yes, this is how my day started.
It seems that our 4 month old puppy pulled off a succesful jailbreak and snuck up to
her room then proceeded to let loose all up and down her left side whilst she lay in a peacful slumber.

I think I'm going to rename him Defiler.

Post by **Survivor** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:44 pm

Post by **Foo** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:59 pm

Lol, owned halfling.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:22 pm

Heheh

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:23 pm

She handled amazingly well.
I gotta say that she is a tough little girl.
She was more angry than freaked out.

My wife on the other hand was traumatized.

Post by **Agent-X** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:15 pm

Man I have a one year old. I guess its not so bad since your dog is a puppy. I know there might be a dog beating if my irish terrier did that.

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:02 pm

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:03 pm

whoa that sounds like a real drag lol

so whyd your kid get in the way?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:40 pm

Kids getting ready for a hard life...

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:44 pm

eh

i woulda sayd

the kids headed for a real crappy life lol

*no ofence to sayd kid or parent

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:51 pm

Defiler is a great name for a dog

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:42 am

you should name the puppy "R-Kelly"

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:44 pm

Agent-X wrote:Man I have a one year old. I guess its not so bad since your dog is a puppy. I know there might be a dog beating if my irish terrier did that.

He is in the process of being house trained and is a very intelligent pup. I've had many and he is the smartest one to date. The impluse to smack him around was strong but I do not want to mess him up emotionally. I believe he escaped and went to her room to let her know he needed to evacuate immediately. I think he couldn't hold it anymore and just let it fly.

plained wrote:eh

i woulda sayd

the kids headed for a real crappy life lol

*no ofence to sayd kid or parent

None taken. If she leads anything but a charmed life I will be shocked. Everyone gets shit on in life, best to learn it early on.

One of the many (now) humorous details of this debacle was my daughter telling me that she remembers half dreaming that she was pulling food out of Bruschi's mouth (pup) and that she woke up with a handful of squished crap. I think that while she was having this dream she was also grabbing the goods as they were being released.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:47 pm

dogs suck...

Post by **SmokeyTreats** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:51 pm

but only if you put peanut butter on your pecka.

Post by **plained** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:53 pm

haha that 1/2 asleep stuffs a classic lol