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hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.



Time for a B-A-T-H..... only thing is .... he doesnt know it yet. :icon26: :icon25:

We have to say B-A-T-H in case he gets too excited, the little cunt loves them.

our dog used to be able to spell W-A-L-K and O-U-T

Ours pisses under the table because he's a twat.

phantasmagoria wrote:our dog used to be able to spell W-A-L-K and O-U-T

yeah my dog knows them too. I swear, sometimes I catch him up late at night reading the dictionary licking his balls



hes multi-talented.

[FTF]Pyro wrote:hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.



Time for a B-A-T-H..... only thing is .... he doesnt know it yet. :icon26: :icon25:

Dogs don't have sweat glands like humans do. You just need to wash him. Dogs sweat from their mouth/throat and from their paws.

duffman91 wrote:

[FTF]Pyro wrote:hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.



Time for a B-A-T-H..... only thing is .... he doesnt know it yet. :icon26: :icon25:

Dogs don't have sweat glands like humans do. You just need to wash him. Dogs sweat from their mouth/throat and from their paws.

okay duff thanks for the advice :icon27:


Riddle me this. What do dogs do to clean themself?

They use their tongue. Now, hes been panting all day with siliva running out his mouth, cleaning his ass and licking his dick. Then he goes and cleans his coat.......

hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

This just read funny. Wasn't trying to be a dick or anything.

duffman91 wrote:

hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

This just read funny. Wasn't trying to be a dick or anything.

Yeah I know. I rea di tback and it insinuates I am a moron that didnt know about dogs



For future reference. I know everything :icon26: :icon14:

groom the fucker man.

thats why im to lazy for pets, i like them to much for neglect.

not that a dog gives a flying fuck about stink. i know i doen. cept me arse.

i guess i was wrong ?

plained wrote:groom the fucker man.

I do, I brush him all the time.


I dont care about the smell, but he does stink to high heaven. I think I may change his dog food too........ hes farting constantly.

maybe you should wack em'?

Put him down.

nah wack like them stories.

get some lotion eh, go to toewn

[FTF]Pyro wrote:

plained wrote:groom the fucker man.

I do, I brush him all the time.


I dont care about the smell, but he does stink to high heaven. I think I may change his dog food too........ hes farting constantly.

When we had a dog, he fucking reeked after a bath when he was wet.

mik0rs wrote:We have to say B-A-T-H in case he gets too excited, the little cunt loves them.

Dogs are fucking dumb and that's why I eat them.

Dogs kick ass!

All dogs smell. They're dirty animals.

feedback wrote:

mik0rs wrote:We have to say B-A-T-H in case he gets too excited, the little cunt loves them.

Dogs are fucking dumb and that's why I eat them.

I'll mail you mine, you can do the rest.

Ryoki wrote:All dogs smell. They're dirty animals.

Just like the Dutch.

Touche.