my dog smells so bad

Post by **[FTF]Pyro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:15 am

hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

Time for a B-A-T-H..... only thing is .... he doesnt know it yet. :icon26: :icon25:

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:16 am

We have to say B-A-T-H in case he gets too excited, the little cunt loves them.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:18 am

our dog used to be able to spell W-A-L-K and O-U-T

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:22 am

Ours pisses under the table because he's a twat.

Post by **[FTF]Pyro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:27 am

phantasmagoria wrote:our dog used to be able to spell W-A-L-K and O-U-T

yeah my dog knows them too. I swear, sometimes I catch him up late at night reading the dictionary licking his balls

hes multi-talented.

Post by **duffman91** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:31 am

[FTF]Pyro wrote:hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

Time for a B-A-T-H..... only thing is .... he doesnt know it yet. :icon26: :icon25:

Dogs don't have sweat glands like humans do. You just need to wash him. Dogs sweat from their mouth/throat and from their paws.

Post by **[FTF]Pyro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:34 am

duffman91 wrote:
[FTF]Pyro wrote:hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

Time for a B-A-T-H..... only thing is .... he doesnt know it yet. :icon26: :icon25:
Dogs don't have sweat glands like humans do. You just need to wash him. Dogs sweat from their mouth/throat and from their paws.

okay duff thanks for the advice :icon27:

Riddle me this. What do dogs do to clean themself?

They use their tongue. Now, hes been panting all day with siliva running out his mouth, cleaning his ass and licking his dick. Then he goes and cleans his coat.......

Post by **duffman91** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:37 am

hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

This just read funny. Wasn't trying to be a dick or anything.

Post by **[FTF]Pyro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:39 am

duffman91 wrote:
hes losing his summer coat and sine its been around 80 -90 degrees for the last 5 months hes been sweating everyday.

This just read funny. Wasn't trying to be a dick or anything.

Yeah I know. I rea di tback and it insinuates I am a moron that didnt know about dogs

For future reference. I know everything :icon26: :icon14:

Post by **plained** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:14 am

groom the fucker man.

thats why im to lazy for pets, i like them to much for neglect.

not that a dog gives a flying fuck about stink. i know i doen. cept me arse.

i guess i was wrong ?

Post by **[FTF]Pyro** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:16 am

plained wrote:groom the fucker man.

I do, I brush him all the time.

I dont care about the smell, but he does stink to high heaven. I think I may change his dog food too........ hes farting constantly.

Post by **plained** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:19 am

maybe you should wack em'?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:21 am

Put him down.

Post by **plained** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:22 am

nah wack like them stories.

get some lotion eh, go to toewn

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:44 am

[FTF]Pyro wrote:
plained wrote:groom the fucker man.

I do, I brush him all the time.

I dont care about the smell, but he does stink to high heaven. I think I may change his dog food too........ hes farting constantly.

When we had a dog, he fucking reeked after a bath when he was wet.

Post by **feedback** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:15 am

mik0rs wrote:We have to say B-A-T-H in case he gets too excited, the little cunt loves them.

Dogs are fucking dumb and that's why I eat them.

Post by **Canis** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:20 am

Dogs kick ass!

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:34 am

All dogs smell. They're dirty animals.

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:42 am

feedback wrote:
mik0rs wrote:We have to say B-A-T-H in case he gets too excited, the little cunt loves them.
Dogs are fucking dumb and that's why I eat them.

I'll mail you mine, you can do the rest.

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:04 am

Ryoki wrote:All dogs smell. They're dirty animals.

Just like the Dutch.

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:30 am

Touche.

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