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Trying to learn German But

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Cant for the life of me find a "quality" book/pdf or software app thats worth a shit..

Id just do the whole normal book thing, but it would be nice to have something while driving too :)..

anyways, anyone know of any decent learning tools?
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Mein Kampf

I heard it's the only one that matters.
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Foo wrote:Mein Kampf

I heard it's the only one that matters.
Already own it, and its not exactly a learning book for languages :olo:
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I am now sick.
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german. not the easiest of languages :g

and get yourself a tutor. you wont be able to get the pronouncuation right with a book. esp when english speaking folks pronounce "ch' as "k" :s
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Go on vacation, shag a german girl, start a relationship.
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Das ist wo?

Sprung, wo, sprung!

Gut wo :)
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danke...
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dunekoff 4 dummies?
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Some real help would be nice..
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I am now sick.
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i gave a serious reply, hobo. take heed, i tells you
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MKJ wrote:i gave a serious reply, hobo. take heed, i tells you
Yeah, Thanks

Thing is, im in fucking kansas, no dice finding someone here that speaks anything but english, spanish, french, or durka durka
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It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.

I am now sick.
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surely there are teachers over there, maybe even german teachers.
call some international company (posing as some survey thingy) and ask them if they ever give their employees tranings in other languages, and where.
then call them :!:
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i guess you could get some german cinema and put the subtitles on.

i learn ok like that but certainly not everything
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SOAPboy wrote:Cant for the life of me find a "quality" book/pdf or software app thats worth a shit..

Id just do the whole normal book thing, but it would be nice to have something while driving too :)..

anyways, anyone know of any decent learning tools?
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http://www.rosettastone.com/ind/free_demo

You'll find that it's a pretty cool way to learn a language, the program works only in the language you are learning it does not use your native language at all. You learn as you did when you were a child. And you pick things up quickly. It has 4 methods of learning including speech comparison to see how well your pronunciation is.
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the quickest way to learn german would be to replace your brain with the brain of someone who can speak german. hardware upgrades are teh win
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Gut into ze train.
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Post by Pext »

german is not that hard, i think. building phrases is rather easy once you've understood what they consist of.

the only real work you have to do is to learn some basic vocabulary first and then go all the way with a combination of audio books/the same book written ~ and then translate and try to speak the sentences to yourself.
and/or watch some movies on german, to get used to the language ( you don't even have to bother with crappy german movies, most EU torrent sites have mainstream movies on german as well)
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Post by Pext »

and start to post on some german forum as soon as you are familiar enough with it.
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I learned 5 languages using google translator.
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Post by feedback »

German vocab is really easy, the difficult part is the grammar and conjugation. In German, almost everything is conjugated.
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Post by Pext »

nah... grammar is easy. only if you want to write stuff, it gets complicated. i mean: in english there's not that much of a difference between spoken and written language.
in german it's like two completely different worlds.
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MKJ wrote:german. not the easiest of languages :g

and get yourself a tutor. you wont be able to get the pronouncuation right with a book. esp when english speaking folks pronounce "ch' as "k" :s
Are you kidding? German's pretty easy to learn. It has alot more similarities to English than any other language I know of. Honestly, languages like Spanish and French are harder to learn, not to mention languages from the middle east and asia.
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Post by menkent »

if you've already learned a foreign language (ie- are familiar with the vocabulary of grammar like accusative, dative, present perfect, etc) it'll be pretty easy.

if you're looking for a textbook i'd recommend "komm mit" or "deutsch na klar" if you're looking for a conversational knowledge. if you have a really mathematical brain and are comfortable learning languages then you could get something more advanced like "a practical review of german grammar" by Dippmann... but that might be too much for a beginner. if you're not comfortable with the linguistic/grammar terms, get "English Grammar for Students of German" as well.

as far as german-english dictionaries go, I'd stick to Langenscheidt and Harper-Collins. the Oxford dictionaries can be sort of dated.
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eepberries wrote:Are you kidding? German's pretty easy to learn. It has alot more similarities to English than any other language I know of. Honestly, languages like Spanish and French are harder to learn, not to mention languages from the middle east and asia.
dutch is even easier, though some of the phonetics gets dodgy.
i'm learning arabic now... much harder than french, which is in turn harder than german (imho).
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