Anyone for a game of Golf?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:48 am

far too drunk i'm afraid

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:52 am

i fell up the stairs, beat that (H).

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:53 am

and my eyebrow is bleeding, but it doesnt even hurt.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:55 am

i just had a lift back from memphs house in a taxi

he was a cunt

beat that

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:57 am

i kissed a bloke>

edit: fiuck me i did as well.

oh my

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:59 am

phantasmagoria wrote:i kissed a bloke>

edit: fiuck me i did as well.

oh my

i got taken from behind by some big bertha, he jammed his dick so far up my ass i almost choked, whilst he was doing that he got his 2 mates to shit in my mouth.... then they both dragged me over to the lampost and started getting rough, holding my head against it whilst they were taking me from behind saying "take it big boy, take it"

and then yer, beat that

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:07 am

i fucked a 45 year old wiyh peroxided hair, 5 kids and one on the go.

beat that

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:07 am

i put jungle on in 'the angel

beat that

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:07 am

Memphis wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:i kissed a bloke>

edit: fiuck me i did as well.

oh my
QUOTED

LARF0RZAHAA

WE'EW FRIENDS AND IT WASNT GAY

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:09 am

this is quite the thread.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:05 am

all good dude, that bitch was shaking her titties like no ones business to my mad choons