Respect for anyone who can do this:

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:43 am

and for your reference I've thrown 80-90MPH pitches with a baseball at a state fair when I was twelve

you're so full of shit.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:44 am

losCHUNK wrote:its not like its the amazon

Well, chicks like it so... That alone is enough to convince me. Any chick that says otherwise is desperate.

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:48 am

Face it Kracus, the reason you shave is you're trying to make your tiny prick look bigger.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:53 am

:icon19: whatever loser.

Say awnser this though, do you prefer a chick shaved or bushy?

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:54 am

Kracus wrote::icon19: whatever loser.

Say awnser this though, do you prefer a chick shaved or bushy?

Trimmed.

edit: But I'll take em in all three flavors or mixtures of each.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:54 am

Geebs wrote:Face it Kracus, the reason you shave is you're trying to make your tiny prick look bigger.

innit, lol

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:55 am

scourge34 wrote:
Kracus wrote::icon19: whatever loser.

Say awnser this though, do you prefer a chick shaved or bushy?
Trimmed.

:icon14:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:55 am

Trimmed/shaved is the same thing imho. I'm asking if he likes that old 80's playboy centerfold bushy pussy or if he likes it clean.

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:56 am

Nah, shaved is nekkid kitty. Trimmed is shorthair, bushy is Hymalayan. DOn't care if I spelled that wrong.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:58 am

My point to you fuckers is not to be an ignorant cunt. You see, there's two sides to any story here and you guys seem a little hypocritical.

You like your girls shit trimmed but you can't be arsed to do it yourself. (I'm not saying you all do this but...) If you DO then you sir are a fucking idiot. I wouldn't ask a chick to do something I wouldn't do for her. IE: if she sucks my dick I'll lick her box, if she shaves her pussy, I'll keep my bag trimmed etc etc...

It's all about compromise, you get what you want by offering something in return. Obviously I'm in fucking nerdville here if you fuckheads don't get this.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:58 am

Kracus wrote:Trimmed/shaved is the same thing imho. I'm asking if he likes that old 80's playboy centerfold bushy pussy or if he likes it clean.

women also shave theyre legs do you do that ? :P

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:58 am

I don't have to ask a chick to shave her legs anymore than she has to ask me to shave my face.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:59 am

Kracus wrote:My point to you fuckers is not to be an ignorant cunt. You see, there's two sides to any story here and you guys seem a little hypocritical.

You like your girls shit trimmed but you can't be arsed to do it yourself. (I'm not saying you all do this but...) If you DO then you sir are a fucking idiot. I wouldn't ask a chick to do something I wouldn't do for her. IE: if she sucks my dick I'll lick her box, if she shaves her pussy, I'll keep my bag trimmed etc etc...

It's all about compromise, you get what you want by offering something in return. Obviously I'm in fucking nerdville here if you fuckheads don't get this.

im sorry but my hookers start gagging half way down so they dont get a facefull of my forest

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:59 am

I don't have to comprimise, I'm married.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:59 am

Memphis wrote:Bet he plucks his eyebrows too

Maybe...

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:59 am

To be honest, as long as it doesn't look like Cousin Itt, I don't give a toss. If a society cares too much about this sort of shit, you end up with those partial clitoridectomies the Yanks inflict upon their daughters. Wierdos.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:00 am

Kracus wrote:I don't have to ask a chick to shave her legs anymore than she has to ask me to shave my face.

i bet a chick would sleep witha bloke with with or without a beard

i wouldnt touch a girl with hairy legs

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:00 am

Geebs wrote:To be honest, as long as it doesn't look like Cousin Itt, I don't give a toss. If a society cares too much about this sort of shit, you end up with those partial clitoridectomies the Yanks inflict upon their daughters. Wierdos.

That's what I'm saying. It doesn't really make a fuck to me as long as I'm getting some of it.

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:02 am

Kracus is suffering from sort of Vulcan smooth body obsession.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:06 am

losCHUNK wrote:
Kracus wrote:My point to you fuckers is not to be an ignorant cunt. You see, there's two sides to any story here and you guys seem a little hypocritical.

You like your girls shit trimmed but you can't be arsed to do it yourself. (I'm not saying you all do this but...) If you DO then you sir are a fucking idiot. I wouldn't ask a chick to do something I wouldn't do for her. IE: if she sucks my dick I'll lick her box, if she shaves her pussy, I'll keep my bag trimmed etc etc...

It's all about compromise, you get what you want by offering something in return. Obviously I'm in fucking nerdville here if you fuckheads don't get this.
im sorry but my hookers start gagging half way down so they dont get a facefull of my forest

Obviously you're missing out then...

There's more to it than just your dick in her mouth. here's a story for ya.

I was at my apartment with this chick last summer, and this girl is hot, infact, she looks a lot like that chick in the other thread http://public.fotki.com/mokidala/moki/me/ except she has smaller tits. Otherwise you could pass em off as sisters for a joke.

Anyway, we're sitting in my living room and we're talking when I just whip out my dick. She just smiled and I forget the exact wording she used but she said something along the lines of "Ooo that's nice does it need to be licked?"

I dunno anyway comming out of her mouth at that moment did a lot more for me then than it does now reminicing on her giving me a bad blowjob. But my point is that when she started she loved licking my balls and I know she wouldn't have (she told me) if I had a harry sack. It's just that simple.

If I had whipped my dick out and a fucking jungle of pubes had popped out too that wouldn't have turned out the same at ALL. I'd probably be in jail for indecent exposure, or sexual harrassment or something, in fact I'm surprised I'm haven't been charged with anything yet but that's another story.

Oh yeah she gave bad head cause she used her teeth... it took a few tries but I'm sure I'll make her next boyfriend a happy man.

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:09 am

Well, I've had my balls licked hair and all and she didn't seem to mind a bit. Guess it all depends on who's doing the licking. Guess some girls have hangups as well.

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:10 am

So having no pubes can get you a shit blowjob? Fuck, I'm convinced. Pass the shaving cream, old chap

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:12 am

Sorry, when I lick pussy I like not having pubes in my mouth. Simple, and I'm not hypocritical enough to deny my current infatuation the same thing. So fuck you guys.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:13 am

Geebs wrote:So having no pubes can get you a shit blowjob? Fuck, I'm convinced. Pass the shaving cream, old chap

Some chicks have to be taught, you know, like retards that claim a piece of paper makes em not retards.

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:14 am

That doesn't bother me either. And eventually you'll learn how to avoid getting them in your mouth. So fuck you too.