The Pope has a high fever

Post by **busetibi** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 am

fucks sake, hurry up and die you cunt.
get the cardinals in and pick a new one

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 am

Splish you're wrong, his replacement will be more conservative. Such a leader won't be winning over too many recruits either.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:58 am

Well, if that is the case, I hope it'll be some complete nutcase who calls for a new crusade.

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:09 pm

It would be great if the vatican was doing this as an April Fool's joke. He'll "die" early this morning, only to show up again at midnight in his pope mobile, yelling, "April Fools, muthafuckas!"

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:11 pm

It's 4PM in the Vatican now.

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:34 pm

Grudge wrote:It's 4PM in the Vatican now.

And bananas are $0.49 per pound. wtf does that have to do with anything?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:41 pm

It's 4:39 at the Vatican now

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:42 pm

hey, remember that photoshop competition we had here?

Post by **The HavoX** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:43 pm

hey I remember that :lol:

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:44 pm

congratulations

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:49 pm

no but still:

Post by **The HavoX** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:52 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:no but still:

:lol: :lol:

Post by **R00k** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:59 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:The Pope has decided not to return to Rome's Gemelli hospital - but is being treated in his apartment by his private doctor Renato Buzzetti.

Some observers say this suggests the Pope is too weak to be moved at all.

Or maybe it means he just wants to die at home? :icon27:

Post by **R00k** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:00 pm

CrinklyArse wrote:no but still:

:lol:

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:35 pm

this one aint as funny:

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:08 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:Splish you're wrong, his replacement will be more conservative.

I've watched a couple shows about him in the meantime and JP2 was supposed to be pretty conservative already, so I will stand by my first statement.
The next guy will be more liberal.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:35 pm

I think he's dead now.
He flatlined at 8.23 pm CET

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:37 pm

It's 8:34 in the Vatican now.

Post by **Fender** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:41 pm

Ok, here's a question. Catholics everywhere are praying for the Pope. Why? To ask God to keep him alive? To ask God to let him in to heaven. WTF? What is the purpose of praying for the Pope?

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:42 pm

Yup, he's dead.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:43 pm

Ryoki wrote:It's 8:34 in the Vatican now.

CET = central european time = Berlin, Paris, Rome

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:43 pm

Fender wrote:Ok, here's a question. Catholics everywhere are praying for the Pope. Why? To ask God to keep him alive? To ask God to let him in to heaven. WTF? What is the purpose of praying for the Pope?

To make it seem like they care so they'll go to heaven.
I think its to late for me though :icon34:

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:51 pm

Oh, seems he's back now. Thanks to modern medicine!

Post by **Maiden** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:17 pm

Fender wrote:Ok, here's a question. Catholics everywhere are praying for the Pope. Why? To ask God to keep him alive? To ask God to let him in to heaven. WTF? What is the purpose of praying for the Pope?

yeah, if anyone is going to get a free pass, its the pope

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:20 pm

Plus if you pray for the pope it gives you brownie points with god doesn't it? I mean fuck, it's like wishing his right hand man some good luck!