Paul Anderson + Doom 3 = HOLY SHIT LOLZ

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Pauly
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Post by Pauly »

SplishSplash wrote:I didn't regret watching AvP.
It wasn't great, it wasn't terribly bad either.
So you give a guy a Contract to make a commercial for you, on account that his films "aren't that terrible"

LOL
4days
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Post by 4days »

he's a really good producer though, res evil 2 might've been total shite but it was well produced, the budget looked a hell of a lot bigger than it was. he just needs to be kept away from writing/directing.

what he needs is a third person on set, someone with a good right hook - so whenever he says things like 'i think the scene should look like this' or 'hey, maybe we should do it like this' - the right hook guy can belt him in the face and tell him to get back to his spreadsheets. surely there's a company in hollywood that provides a service like that.
feedback
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Post by feedback »

4days wrote:he's a really good producer though, res evil 2 might've been total shite but it was well produced, the budget looked a hell of a lot bigger than it was. he just needs to be kept away from writing/directing.

what he needs is a third person on set, someone with a good right hook - so whenever he says things like 'i think the scene should look like this' or 'hey, maybe we should do it like this' - the right hook guy can belt him in the face and tell him to get back to his spreadsheets. surely there's a company in hollywood that provides a service like that.
LOL well put. At first I was thinking "right hook? Is that some kind of production term?"
Grudge
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Post by Grudge »

Incidentally, that's exactly what George Lucas would need too.
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