How would you off yourself?

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reefsurfer
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Re: How would you off yourself?

Post by reefsurfer »

Memphis wrote:Drunk and bored, so allow me to talk Strangeresque shit... :)


So, for whatever reason, if you had to sign off for good, how would you do it? Quick and painless? Maximum gore and dramatic effect?
You´re scarying me memph.... you ok? :paranoid:
Suicide thoughts? :shrug:
[xeno]Julios
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

random name wrote:Julios, in a fight with an actual full grown tiger I think things would go down a little different than you have imagined.
First of all you have to be thrown into the arena because your legs are shaking to much to be of any actual use, then as you eye the tiger you shit your pants, the tiger kills you for stinking up the place, end of story.
Let's assume that I actually manage to harness whatever mental abilities are required for focused combat, through the meditation that I perform during the preceding hours.
SplishSplash
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Post by SplishSplash »

saturn wrote:Inject myself with lots of morphine, narcotica and then a muscle relaxant before I pass out. The asphyxation would do the job.
Wouldn't the muscle relaxant also make you shit your pants though?
What kinda way to die is that, with pants full of shit.


No, I wouldn't off myself at all, but if I had to, I guess I'd build some sort of Rube Goldberg device to do it.
Or, even better, get some guns and deal out some justice, dying from at least 20 police bullets.
bitWISE
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Post by bitWISE »

I would take many different drugs until I just died. Do something like:
Weed->speed->shrooms->acid->cocaine->herion (while drinking Belvedere)
Immo
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Post by Immo »

SOAPboy wrote:as many guns as i could carry..

Id walk into a popular mall, and go on a killing spree..

go down in a blaze of gunfire..



assuming i wanted to die..
Pathetic.
SOAPboy
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Post by SOAPboy »

Immo wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:as many guns as i could carry..

Id walk into a popular mall, and go on a killing spree..

go down in a blaze of gunfire..



assuming i wanted to die..
Pathetic.

You would be first..

Fuck you Newbie Poser
Immo
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Post by Immo »

SOAPboy wrote:
Immo wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:as many guns as i could carry..

Id walk into a popular mall, and go on a killing spree..

go down in a blaze of gunfire..



assuming i wanted to die..
Pathetic.

You would be first..

Fuck you Newbie Poser
Newbie Poser?

I've been posting here since 2000 goth prick.
Freakaloin
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Post by Freakaloin »

i would get duhard to fuck me to death...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
SOAPboy
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Post by SOAPboy »

Immo wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
Immo wrote: Pathetic.

You would be first..

Fuck you Newbie Poser
Newbie Poser?

I've been posting here since 2000 goth prick.
and? fuck you still..

poser..
SOAPboy
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Post by SOAPboy »

Freakaloin wrote:i would get duhard to fuck me to death...
:icon19:
random name
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Post by random name »

[xeno]Julios wrote:
random name wrote:Julios, in a fight with an actual full grown tiger I think things would go down a little different than you have imagined.
First of all you have to be thrown into the arena because your legs are shaking to much to be of any actual use, then as you eye the tiger you shit your pants, the tiger kills you for stinking up the place, end of story.
Let's assume that I actually manage to harness whatever mental abilities are required for focused combat, through the meditation that I perform during the preceding hours.
Yes, let's just assume that. :p
Geebs
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Post by Geebs »

[xeno]Julios wrote: i've always tried to imagine what it would be like to fight against a tiger.
They're an endangered species. Why not fight a crocodile, instead?
[xeno]Julios
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

a fine idea geebs. I'd consider a shark also, but I want to be in my element while I fight, and floundering around in water is not my element of choice.

a croc might be interesting, but i have a feeling a tiger would be cooler.

a croc would just snap its jaws around you and chew you to death, whereas a tiger could fuck with your head first. Then pounce on you, whap you with its paws & claws, and then wrap its jaws around your entire fuckin head.

Plus... I'm more in touch with the feline mind than I am with the reptilian mind.
Fender
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Post by Fender »

I missed Jules on rawone.com.
losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

if i ever worked up the scrot it would have to be a bullet through my head
Ryoki
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Post by Ryoki »

Fender wrote:I missed Jules on rawone.com.
Indeed.

Also, a polar bear would be a most excellent opponent.
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