random name wrote:Julios, in a fight with an actual full grown tiger I think things would go down a little different than you have imagined.
First of all you have to be thrown into the arena because your legs are shaking to much to be of any actual use, then as you eye the tiger you shit your pants, the tiger kills you for stinking up the place, end of story.
Let's assume that I actually manage to harness whatever mental abilities are required for focused combat, through the meditation that I perform during the preceding hours.
saturn wrote:Inject myself with lots of morphine, narcotica and then a muscle relaxant before I pass out. The asphyxation would do the job.
Wouldn't the muscle relaxant also make you shit your pants though?
What kinda way to die is that, with pants full of shit.
No, I wouldn't off myself at all, but if I had to, I guess I'd build some sort of Rube Goldberg device to do it.
Or, even better, get some guns and deal out some justice, dying from at least 20 police bullets.
random name wrote:Julios, in a fight with an actual full grown tiger I think things would go down a little different than you have imagined.
First of all you have to be thrown into the arena because your legs are shaking to much to be of any actual use, then as you eye the tiger you shit your pants, the tiger kills you for stinking up the place, end of story.
Let's assume that I actually manage to harness whatever mental abilities are required for focused combat, through the meditation that I perform during the preceding hours.
a fine idea geebs. I'd consider a shark also, but I want to be in my element while I fight, and floundering around in water is not my element of choice.
a croc might be interesting, but i have a feeling a tiger would be cooler.
a croc would just snap its jaws around you and chew you to death, whereas a tiger could fuck with your head first. Then pounce on you, whap you with its paws & claws, and then wrap its jaws around your entire fuckin head.
Plus... I'm more in touch with the feline mind than I am with the reptilian mind.