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We've all had hard lives, Krackhead. I was in Waitrose the other day, and they didn't have the 99% cocoa chocolate I needed for the chocolate and orange cake I was making for my mates wife's baby shower. Had to settle with 97%. And to be honest, the taste was a little bit off. It lacked that intense bitter note you get from 99% that would've perfectly counteracted the sweetness of the stewed oranges.

So yeah, you aren't the only one who's had it hard, bro. No need to shit on Saturn and his awesome house and horses. 'Da fuck have horses ever done to you?

Unless your dad was shot by a horse, then I, like, totally understand.

Horse broke my moms back when I was young. Put her in a wheelchair for life.

"A horse" though, not "horses".
This is how racism starts.

On the record though, I miss the Random Thought threads.

fuckin hell, alright Captain Bringdown.

Nobody ask Kracus anything, he's a walking barbiturate.

Κracus wrote:Horse broke my moms back when I was young. Put her in a wheelchair for life.

You sure that wasn't the other way around?

I guess you could say she has a 'nagging' injury.

Well at least we heard it straight from the horses mouth.

Let's talk about something else. This kind of thing can really stirrup the emotions.

It behooves me to say, saddle down everybody.

Yeah well... thank the trolls.

Horses however are the devils doing. Those fucking things are horrible creatures. Man shouldn't be allowed to keep pets bigger than themselves. You can't just "own" a horse, those fucking things need shit done for them to exist all the goddamn time.

You have to go clean their shit int he morning then spend time grooming them and then you've got to feed them and they fucking eat a lot, which they will promptly shit back out, a lot. It's no wonder people that own horses think the fucking world revolves around them and their horses because it's a full time fucking job.

Then these assholes think it's ok to bring out their gigantic fucking wannabe dogs on public roads and ride them around like it's no big thing at 10km's/h and give YOU funny looks when you pass them cause you've got to get to fucking work.

And that's just the start. Then there's the whole needing to drive them to their destinations on the highway at 40km's/h. Well if you've got to use a motorized vehicle to get your non motorized "vehicle" to another spot why the fuck did you bother getting it in the first place? That's like me putting my bike in a truck so I can go drive it on a different road! Just take the damn bike and leave the truck!

Anyway, I fucking hate horses.

Don't listen to these neigh sayers, Kracus...

Jesus Kracus, you mustang out with the wrong horses. They sound like night mares.

Yeah they were pretty lame.

Fuck off Kracus.

Kracus, don't let these guys jockey you off the forum...

xer0s wrote:Don't listen to these neigh sayers, Kracus...

dammit I was going for that one. Stop stallion my jokes.

You're just getting too slow, Emka. It's time to put you out to pasture...

Kracus was once admitted to hospital with a half dozen plastic horses wedged up his ass

doctors described his condition as stable

Hay that's a terrible pun.

Κracus wrote:Anyone that wants to talk about anything other than a GTI honestly. I mostly post here to let people know about games coming up, beta's, demo's etc. I used to post pseudo science / stoned afterthoughts or what have you but I stopped cause I was tired of being bashed for posting it.

I don't care about your houses and your cars and your boats. Don't get me wrong, Saturn looks like he's got a pretty nice place but you know... horses fucking suck man. That's gotta be a pretty good piece of ass he's getting to put up with fucking horses but I don't really care. His life and mine are two completely different situations and backgrounds I suspect. Maybe he wasn't thrown across rooms when he was 5, maybe his dad didn't shoot himself in the head when he was 10? I don't know but we all have different problems right? Not saying everyone's had an easy life either and that only I've had shit happen in their lives but still, I don't go around trying to make you feel bad for being here for no reason.

Your problem isn't that you don't have a nice car, house, whatever. I don't care enough about my material stuff to boast about it, it's just fun to agonize you. It's your desperate need for a tiny shred of recognition that makes you post bullshit.

horses

Here's our mane man Kracus

He reins supreme

Kracus and his halter ego