Quake3World

im usually blatantly honest.

i know ive talked my way out of getting laid in the past, by refusing to lie to girls, but i cant think of one girl i have fucked and i felt guilty about it.

i lied about a girls looks while dorking her.

funny story .. i'm ramming it home and her wig fell off and she was bald as a bat .. she had a disease where she can't grow hair.

i was so drunk i didn't skip a beat and pretended nothing was happening as i'm banging away and she is adjusting her wig .

since then i question why she has no fur ..shave cause of pube lice or can't grow hair.

Was it a head wig or a merkin?

axbaby wrote:i lied about a girls looks while dorking her.

funny story .. i'm ramming it home and her wig fell off and she was bald as a bat .. she had a disease where she can't grow hair.

i was so drunk i didn't skip a beat and pretended nothing was happening as i'm banging away and she is adjusting her wig .

since then i question why she has no fur ..shave cause of pube lice or can't grow hair.

best story yet

nope, never needed to tell pork pies, take me as i am or fuck off

dzjepp wrote:Yeah, I told a girl once my dick was 30 stories high, and she can make like king kong and climg all the way to the top. KEKEKEKE

axbaby wrote:i lied about a girls looks while dorking her.

funny story .. i'm ramming it home and her wig fell off and she was bald as a bat .. she had a disease where she can't grow hair.

i was so drunk i didn't skip a beat and pretended nothing was happening as i'm banging away and she is adjusting her wig .

since then i question why she has no fur ..shave cause of pube lice or can't grow hair.