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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:17 am
by denzii
could care less if a razor floats
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:27 am
by bork[e]
denzii wrote:could care less if a razor floats
indeed, simply never that bored.
as for the whole grade 'A' razor talk, I awlays thought that the good one goes for down stairs, and the cheap one goes up top. Just me I guess.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:41 am
by Guest
Fuck you guys I use a clipper, ain't no blade going near my nuts.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:45 am
by R00k
OMG I agree with Kracus. :icon28:
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:46 am
by rep
It's okay, it won't hurt.
I'm sure you could take care of your business with one stroke. :icon19: :icon19: :icon19:
On a serious note, just be careful around the raphe.
Edit: Check out what I found when I did an image search for 'choad' and 'chode'
Comedy platinum.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:48 am
by R00k
I think it's stupid to go anywhere near my wrinkled sack with an open razor blade. Call me paranoid, whatever. I've taken a lot of risks in my life, but ain't NOTHING happening to my junk!
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:51 am
by rep
You need to learn a little more about anatomy then. There is quite a bit of padding between the outer layers of skin on the scrotum and your testes. It would be fairly difficult for you to cut through and also have such a large laceration that one of them would flop out.
I've gotten little cuts once or twice. They're never any worse than cuts you get shaving your face... Usually they're much less serious.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:35 pm
by rep
Bump
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:44 pm
by R00k
R00k wrote:You're bumping this shit thread? Please get bant.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:49 pm
by rep
Quit spamming, R00k.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:54 pm
by Guest
lol, I forgot why I laugh at rep so much. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:54 pm
by Guest
Fucking 90mph, lol! :icon19:
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:08 pm
by Fender
Fuck off rep.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:09 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
hey look
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:12 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Kracus wrote:lol, I forgot why I laugh at rep so much. Thanks for the reminder.
Nobody has any problem whatsoever remembering why they laugh at you.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:14 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
the internet hurts
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:51 pm
by Geebs
I can't think of a single reason for shaving your sack apart from camouflage at the preteen boys' slumber party.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:32 pm
by andyman
Geebs wrote:I can't think of a single reason for shaving your sack apart from camouflage at the preteen boys' slumber party.
his constant boner would give him away
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:22 pm
by bitWISE
holy fucking christ....Even if I was retarded enough to waste my time doing this it would be futile because I use only two seperate Mach3 razors: one for the sack and one for the face.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:24 pm
by losCHUNK
i use one mach 3, for the face
nothing sharp gets near my scrot unless it has a surrounding mouth
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:27 pm
by bitWISE
losCHUNK wrote:i use one mach 3, for the face
nothing sharp gets near my scrot unless it has a surrounding mouth
I just use the blades that been dulled on my face. As long as you dont slide the blade to the side it wont cut you.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:29 pm
by losCHUNK
heh, i still fear that my balls will end up on the outside rather than in
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:28 am
by Geebs
What is it with this "I don't want to have any secondary sexual characteristics?" Next thing you'll see the Yanks reverse engineering their bollocks back up there.
Actually you can already get your thyroid cartilage planed, can't you?
Jeez, what happened to being windswept and interesting?
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:38 am
by Guest
WTF are you talking about? It's just good bed manners as far as I'm concerned. What chick wants to suck your dick and get a mouthfull of pubes? Obviously she'll appreciate the gesture, and appreciation can turn into gratification in this scenario...
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:41 am
by losCHUNK
its not like its the amazon