How would you off yourself?

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:14 am

seza wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yep accessories are d*ck cheap with employee discount since THAT seems to be their bread and butter.
accessories make big blue money...but not as much as PSP/PRP + d-subs. netzero, juno, shutterfly, magazines, bestbuy card, etc...ugh...despite the non-commission sales...it might as well be since the store lives by the numbers anyway.

Head units for cars are DIRT cheap too.. found that out the other night.. sony shit is hella marked up when it comes to the car audio..

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:14 am

SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yep accessories are d*ck cheap with employee discount since THAT seems to be their bread and butter.
accessories make big blue money...but not as much as PSP/PRP + d-subs. netzero, juno, shutterfly, magazines, bestbuy card, etc...ugh...despite the non-commission sales...it might as well be since the store lives by the numbers anyway.
Head units for cars are DIRT cheap too.. found that out the other night.. sony shit is hella marked up when it comes to the car audio..

just wait until you price items that are made by "dynex". :icon19:

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:18 am

seza wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yep accessories are d*ck cheap with employee discount since THAT seems to be their bread and butter.
accessories make big blue money...but not as much as PSP/PRP + d-subs. netzero, juno, shutterfly, magazines, bestbuy card, etc...ugh...despite the non-commission sales...it might as well be since the store lives by the numbers anyway.

yeah, i meant more as a comparison to TV's and the bigger items. you don't get much from them. had a g/f that worked for BB in Peoria, AZ for over two years. had nice discounts for most of the things i wanted.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:18 am

seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote: accessories make big blue money...but not as much as PSP/PRP + d-subs. netzero, juno, shutterfly, magazines, bestbuy card, etc...ugh...despite the non-commission sales...it might as well be since the store lives by the numbers anyway.
Head units for cars are DIRT cheap too.. found that out the other night.. sony shit is hella marked up when it comes to the car audio..
just wait until you price items that are made by "dynex". :icon19:

:icon19:

I can just guess... 80% markup?

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:19 am

a $30 usb cable is just a little over 1 dollar. car audio decks drop 100+. blank media and their cases might as well be given away to employees.

what pay are you starting out at?

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:21 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
seza wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yep accessories are d*ck cheap with employee discount since THAT seems to be their bread and butter.
accessories make big blue money...but not as much as PSP/PRP + d-subs. netzero, juno, shutterfly, magazines, bestbuy card, etc...ugh...despite the non-commission sales...it might as well be since the store lives by the numbers anyway.
yeah, i meant more as a comparison to TV's and the bigger items. you don't get much from them. had a g/f that worked for BB in Peoria, AZ for over two years. had nice discounts for most of the things i wanted.

what's nice about working for bestbuy and being in the position i'm in...things like tv's and bigger items..just remember to ALWAYS get a service plan on it and you will be set.

* actually i better edit *

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:24 am

seza wrote:a $30 usb cable is just a little over 1 dollar. car audio decks drop 100+. blank media and their cases might as well be given away to employees.

what pay are you starting out at?

10/h

which is quite a bit for around here.. at least retail store stuff..

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:25 am

SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:a $30 usb cable is just a little over 1 dollar. car audio decks drop 100+. blank media and their cases might as well be given away to employees.

what pay are you starting out at?
10/h

which is quite a bit for around here.. at least retail store stuff..

oh that's true...cost of employment differs from state to state. bad question.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:26 am

seza wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
seza wrote:a $30 usb cable is just a little over 1 dollar. car audio decks drop 100+. blank media and their cases might as well be given away to employees.

what pay are you starting out at?
10/h

which is quite a bit for around here.. at least retail store stuff..
oh that's true...cost of employment differs from state to state. bad question.

nah its understandable.

works out to be more than i need money wise.. so its allll gravy.. ^_^

Post by **seza** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:27 am

one last thing. no one is going to tell you about this site but it comes in handy a lot.

https://verify.theworknumber.com/cgi-ee/

type in Best Buy as your employer once your status is active.

Post by **Psyche911** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:34 am

I like how the thread about how to kill yourself has turned into a thread about working at Best Buy.

Good luck SOAP. :icon19:

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:37 am

seza wrote:one last thing. no one is going to tell you about this site but it comes in handy a lot.

https://verify.theworknumber.com/cgi-ee/

type in Best Buy as your employer once your status is active.

Thanks, Bookmarked

Psyche911 wrote:I like how the thread about how to kill yourself has turned into a thread about working at Best Buy.

Good luck SOAP. :icon19:

lol thanks

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:02 am

maybe he'll hang himself with an Ipod Shuffle

Post by **Fury** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:30 am

ritual Seppuku
just because

Post by **Pauly** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:20 am

Well first I would come on here and say "bye nerds".

Then I would go into the photoshop thread with a link to ogrish. Then I would go out and crash my car into a huge truck so that my mangled body appears on said site and you can all see it.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:07 am

I would like to be raped to death by a squad of elite female gymnasts.

The actual killing would be done through asphyxiation, where one of the women is sitting on my neck with her legs around it, and slowly applies pressure, timing it so i go unconscious as i'm cumming into one of the others

hey... you asked

come to think of it - if you were REALLY loaded, you could probably have this arranged...

hmm

Post by **glossy** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:25 am

move out of home first and formost, probably stop hanging out with most of my friends save one or two of my closest, settle all the debts and whatnot, say goodbye

i'd probably cut myself up and bleed to death, hope it's not too much trouble to clean.

Post by **CaseDogg** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:26 am

there are a few things i have planned. one would be to shoot my self as i have the car running in the garage closed up. i sold all my guns but one, a lil 357 that i load with 38 hollows, i saved that one because as odd as it seems idont want the slide to knock out my teeth. my sisters freind blow the front of his face off and looks like all hell now because he aiont did it right. you would have to do it like my mom did, in the mouth but towards the back, it blow up her brain inside her head. that would be the best but i would want the exsust to be sure. another thing i've considdered is taking a rope and putting it over the door way, i'd just need to push a hole through the dry wall to get the rope through. another thing is a drug call phinabarbatol, well thats how it sounds, i know i speeled it fucked up. but my sisters freind did it with that, she is a vet assistant and she stole it, you take that shit and drink with it. my sister has some saved for if we do it together. i also would change my bank account to my homeys name and the person that gets it. i have other shit planned for when the time comes too. imma give away all my shit and blow a gang of money opn all my frineds and shit. after my mom did it i accepted the fact that me and my sis are gonna go that way too, we just aint ready yet. lol.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:31 am

if i wasn't able to do the raped to death thing (see my above post), then I wouldn't mind pitting myself against a tiger or something.

i've always tried to imagine what it would be like to fight against a tiger.

I'd meditate for a few hours beforehand, and then enter calmly into the arena. The tiger would have to be hungry, else it might just ignore me.

I would give it a good fight. I figure there are two ways to defeat it:

1) go for the eyes

2) get on its back and somehow try to get it in a sleeper hold. I wonder if it's possible to strangle a big cat to death from behind...

Post by **random name** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:02 pm

Shit CaseDogg, you really have been giving this some thought havent you?

Julios, in a fight with an actual full grown tiger I think things would go down a little different than you have imagined.
First of all you have to be thrown into the arena because your legs are shaking to much to be of any actual use, then as you eye the tiger you shit your pants, the tiger kills you for stinking up the place, end of story.

Post by **Deji** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:10 pm

1) Invite everyone I know for a party and then play russian roulette 5 times. If I'm still alive after that, god HAS to have it in for me.

2) Get a Katana, conceal it, walk up to a gang, pick a fight and see what happens.

3) Get a bike, fill it up and speed through the city as fast as I can until I run out of gas.

Not really wanting to kill myself I guess, more of "what I would do if I didn't care whether I live or die"

Post by **Ryoki** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:17 pm

I really like Julios' ideas on this subject. :icon14:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:26 pm

If I had no choice, I suppose I would attempt quantum suicide (as proposed by Hans Moravec).

Post by **saturn** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:04 pm

Inject myself with lots of morphine, narcotica and then a muscle relaxant before I pass out. The asphyxation would do the job.

Post by **DiscoDave** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:07 pm

Strap myself with loads of bombs, go find a group of chavs and....

...well, you can guess.