New car!

[GONNAFISTYA]

And with 28 kids that means you're still feeding them McPuke burgers.

[Deathshroud]

Hey guys! I finally got a new car to replace my 2002 Sentra

I picked up a 2011 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution GSR with an intake, Cobb AP, and a full 3" turbo-back exhaust. I imported it from Connecticut. Very happy with it so far. The gas mileage is a bit LOL, but I was actually expecting worse considering the mods

Any idea where the car was tuned in CT? There are a couple tuner shops around here, and I may know who tuned it.

[ToxicBug]

Hey guys! I finally got a new car to replace my 2002 Sentra

I picked up a 2011 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution GSR with an intake, Cobb AP, and a full 3" turbo-back exhaust. I imported it from Connecticut. Very happy with it so far. The gas mileage is a bit LOL, but I was actually expecting worse considering the mods

Any idea where the car was tuned in CT? There are a couple tuner shops around here, and I may know who tuned it.

It was never tuned, the original owner ran an off-the-shell Cobb Stage 2 map. I got it etuned by hollywood_X from evoxforums.

[Deathshroud]

Nice, I bet it drives much better with the custom tune. Those cars look great with a drop and some nice wheels.

[ToxicBug]

Nice, I bet it drives much better with the custom tune. Those cars look great with a drop and some nice wheels.

Yeah, it's a big difference. The OTS maps aren't very good, plus I went from about 300 whp to 360 whp and it's really nice now. I'm not going to drop it because Montreal, but I might look into buying some nice forged lightweight wheels when spring comes

[syp0s]

Lol lawl so I noticed somethin on your bike picture.

You remember from the bike thread where you posted this shitty picture? Where I called you out on your massive chicken strips?



And your response was that they were shredded from all the powaaaaah you were putting thru it when leaned over.

There aren't any chicken strips on the tyre you moron. That part of the tyre is shredded. You must be another moron like EtWAT who knows nothing about bikes. Have fun riding a 125 though.

Well thanks for posting a clearer picture of your tire.

For those who don't know bikes, this is what a shredding race tire looks like:



Whereas lawls tire is a bit more like this:


with a handy guide included:


Basically what that says is that he occasionally puts a medium lean on it, but hasn't done it recently. Done a canyon run or two a while ago (where he cautiously half leaned it) but all it's been used for recently is going to the gay bar. Embarrassingly someone who was actually skilled at riding could beat him thru the turns with one of these:



Shredded race tire... come on tell the truth, it's your mum's porsche isn't it?

You should look back on this with embarrassment. I mean real, deep, guttural, churning humiliation and mortification. This is without a doubt one of the worst things I've ever seen posted here.

[shaft]

Can't believe I laff at this shit.

[scared?]

As usual... I win... Next... ...

[syp0s]

Kia

[scared?]

She's has a Tesla now... My son got the KIA... Grow up poorie... ...

[syp0s]

Kia

[scared?]

Awww...u be mad... Understandable... ...

[syp0s]

Anyways, we are getting a 5th car in the next few weeks. This one is purely for fun...will post legit pics of me with car...not body parts...

Lol I win...

I assume he never posted the pics :lol:

[syp0s]

Awww...u be mad... Understandable... ...

I just paid my preliminary deposit for a brand new £100k ($180k) Porsche. Im literally the opposite of mad. I'm lucid, happy, and fucking loving this success

[scared?]

What success? Make believe pictures u never take?... The shelter is calling... U better get back... ...

[syp0s]

Kia

[Eraser]

Awww...u be mad... Understandable... ...

I just paid my preliminary deposit for a brand new £100k ($180k) Porsche. Im literally the opposite of mad. I'm lucid, happy, and fucking loving this success

What made you pick a Cayenne though?

[syp0s]

A few people have asked that, and I'm amazed the question comes up.

Check out this review:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7HQD9yk4Fg

I have a lot of equipment and a family, so I need the rear space. It's got screens in the back so my little girl can watch Peppa Pig on journeys.

[Κracus]

You should look back on this with embarrassment. I mean real, deep, guttural, churning humiliation and mortification. This is without a doubt one of the worst things I've ever seen posted here.

I'm just curious who you're talking to in that response. Are you talking to lawl and laughing about his tire usage or Etul and telling him that talking about chicken strips is a pretty childish thing to point out?

[syp0s]

Given that I was quoting etul, I'll let you figure out who I was talking to.

[scared?]

Lol wut?...

[Κracus]

Given that I was etul, I'll let you figure out who I was talking to.

Really? I didn't know that.

That said, comparing chicken strips is pretty immature. I know I wouldn't go into a lean that extreme on the stock dunlops I have on my bike, hell I've touched the feeler pegs on the ground and still have more room to lean according to you on the tire, which I'm sure I could but I'm guessing I'd lowside the bike, which is why pointing out chicken strips is a pretty bonehead thing to point out cause then instead of having good drivers on the road you instead have idiots trying to lean their bikes like you would at high speeds on a track.

[scared?]

He's saying his etul was his alt?... If that's true this guy is a creepy weirdo. I mean creepy...

[xer0s]

Given that I was etul, I'll let you figure out who I was talking to.

Not sure if serious.

But if you are...

[syp0s]

Given that I was etul, I'll let you figure out who I was talking to.

Not sure if serious.

But if you are...

haha, I wondered what you were talking about, what a perfect word to miss out