Anyone been a best man???

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 11, 2005 6:15 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:One of the weddings I was best man at, I wasn't fond of the bride, but my buddy and I were close so I decided to have a little fun. A few weeks prior I gatehered a few hundred scrap keys from hardware stores and locksmiths. While the bride and groom were in their suite at the reception I made sure all the women in the place had a key.

My speach was short and sweet about how I can't believe how much he's settled down, bla bla bla, then I ended with

"Sorry ladies but fun time is over, his wife has asked me to announce anyone who has a key to ripper's appartment to please return it now."

First up to the table was someones hot girlfriend, the look on his and her face was priceless, she looked almost as shocked as he did. Next up was her mom and sister, then grandma, after that all the women in the place stood up and tossed the keys on the table.

Short speech, didn't have to make up crap about how great a couple they were, and everyone remembers it,

oh and they are divorced now as well

haha nice

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:52 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
Kracus wrote:I'd never be a best man in a church but I would if the ceremony wasn't religious and held outside a church.
and your a cock for not respecting your mates beliefs

I refuse to set foot in a church.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:11 pm

luckily for you:

a) none of your friends are religious

b) no one would want you as a best man anyway

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:12 pm

What makes you think none of my friends are religious?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:15 pm

Kracus wrote:What makes you think none of my friends are religious?

i was joking about you having friends.

Post by **saturn** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:27 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Kracus wrote:What makes you think none of my friends are religious?
i was joking about you having friends.

rofl, crushed

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:48 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Kracus wrote:What makes you think none of my friends are religious?
i was joking about you having friends.

:icon19:

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:52 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:One of the weddings I was best man at, I wasn't fond of the bride, but my buddy and I were close so I decided to have a little fun. A few weeks prior I gatehered a few hundred scrap keys from hardware stores and locksmiths. While the bride and groom were in their suite at the reception I made sure all the women in the place had a key.

My speach was short and sweet about how I can't believe how much he's settled down, bla bla bla, then I ended with

"Sorry ladies but fun time is over, his wife has asked me to announce anyone who has a key to ripper's appartment to please return it now."

First up to the table was someones hot girlfriend, the look on his and her face was priceless, she looked almost as shocked as he did. Next up was her mom and sister, then grandma, after that all the women in the place stood up and tossed the keys on the table.

Short speech, didn't have to make up crap about how great a couple they were, and everyone remembers it,

oh and they are divorced now as well

Thats fucking classic

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:53 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Kracus wrote:What makes you think none of my friends are religious?
i was joking about you having friends.

A thousand trolls later you finaly get a good one.

Post by **tnf** » Thu May 12, 2005 1:40 am

Giraffe }{unter wrote:One of the weddings I was best man at, I wasn't fond of the bride, but my buddy and I were close so I decided to have a little fun. A few weeks prior I gatehered a few hundred scrap keys from hardware stores and locksmiths. While the bride and groom were in their suite at the reception I made sure all the women in the place had a key.

My speach was short and sweet about how I can't believe how much he's settled down, bla bla bla, then I ended with

"Sorry ladies but fun time is over, his wife has asked me to announce anyone who has a key to ripper's appartment to please return it now."

First up to the table was someones hot girlfriend, the look on his and her face was priceless, she looked almost as shocked as he did. Next up was her mom and sister, then grandma, after that all the women in the place stood up and tossed the keys on the table.

Short speech, didn't have to make up crap about how great a couple they were, and everyone remembers it,

oh and they are divorced now as well

Odd...I've heard that story told by about 20 different people...

heh.

Post by **tnf** » Thu May 12, 2005 1:42 am

Don Carlos wrote:
Giraffe }{unter wrote:One of the weddings I was best man at, I wasn't fond of the bride, but my buddy and I were close so I decided to have a little fun. A few weeks prior I gatehered a few hundred scrap keys from hardware stores and locksmiths. While the bride and groom were in their suite at the reception I made sure all the women in the place had a key.

My speach was short and sweet about how I can't believe how much he's settled down, bla bla bla, then I ended with

"Sorry ladies but fun time is over, his wife has asked me to announce anyone who has a key to ripper's appartment to please return it now."

First up to the table was someones hot girlfriend, the look on his and her face was priceless, she looked almost as shocked as he did. Next up was her mom and sister, then grandma, after that all the women in the place stood up and tossed the keys on the table.

Short speech, didn't have to make up crap about how great a couple they were, and everyone remembers it,

oh and they are divorced now as well
Thats fucking classic

That's what I thought when I heard it told. I don't think he came up with the idea...but the fact that he pulled it off is pretty classic.

Post by **seza** » Thu May 12, 2005 2:38 am

what a shitty speech don carlos. i can already picture the tomatoes flying at your head.