Ebola

[Captain]

It'd be nice if the Americans accidentally created Ebola to only target low IQ populations, then the US would become livable land once again.

[seremtan]

If...

hey dumbass this isn't the zombie apocalypse. even if someone in China or India contracts it (increasingly unlikely), it's straightforward to contain by a competent healthcare professionals

traffic fatalities on the other hand can't be contained, and will kill more people this year than ebola, and next year, and every year after that#

dumbass

[seremtan]

It'd be nice if the Americans accidentally created Ebola to only target low IQ populations, then the US would become livable land once again.

don't cut yourself on that edge, bro

[Captain]

serem4chan strikes again.

[losCHUNK]

He's changed his name to Jackie

[Κracus]

If...

hey dumbass this isn't the zombie apocalypse. even if someone in China or India contracts it (increasingly unlikely), it's straightforward to contain by a competent healthcare professionals

traffic fatalities on the other hand can't be contained, and will kill more people this year than ebola, and next year, and every year after that#

dumbass

Competent indian healthcare jokes aside it's still apples and oranges and trying to downplay a plague based on vehicular accidents is about as stupid as associating ebola with voodoo.

[seremtan]

except that traffic accidents are real, while voodoo isn't

normally at this point i would say "you cannot be this stupid", but in your case it's a redundant statement

[Κracus]

voodoo is real, it just doesn't work. Like your brain.

[losCHUNK]

Competent indian healthcare jokes aside it's still apples and oranges and trying to downplay a plague based on vehicular accidents is about as stupid as associating ebola with voodoo.

His point being there's bigger shit to worry about, like swine flu or sommat with it taking up a shit ton of news. On plague terms this is small and easily contained and doesn't drive around in a GTI.

[seremtan]

voodoo is real, it just doesn't work

[SoM]

voodoo is real, it just doesn't work. Like your brain.

like you're long awaited pic of your GTI

[seremtan]

your

[MKJ]

http://www.vox.com/2014/10/17/6988377/t ... -furniture

[Ganemi]

It'd be nice if the Americans accidentally created Ebola to only target low IQ populations, then the US would become livable land once again.

You mean middle America? Low IQs in the U.S. are a result of lead poisoning from fuel and paint, dumbass.

[seremtan]

and cousin-fucking

don't forget that

[Tsakali]

[scared?]

[MKJ]

teehee

[losCHUNK]

[lvlshot]http://i.imgur.com/JhajSXX.png[/lvlshot]

[Κracus]

There was like 1700 total cases from the 70's to december of last year of ebola then from jan to now there's been 9000 cases. That's a significant jump and cause for alarm.

It's not the total number that's a problem YET. It's the telescopic nature of the rise of infections that need to be monitored and countered.

[scared?]

Calm down... It ain't nothing...

[losCHUNK]

There was like 1700 total cases from the 70's to december of last year of ebola then from jan to now there's been 9000 cases. That's a significant jump and cause for alarm.

It's not the total number that's a problem YET. It's the telescopic nature of the rise of infections that need to be monitored and countered.

Which should give you a clue as to why other countries like Congo and Uganda managed to contain their outbreaks despite being shitholes, but places like Sierra Leone who are coping with their first outbreak can't, or outbreaks of Cholera or Meningitus n shit. Once it gets outside of Africa it gets contained quickly and squashed should be another clue n all.

This is nowhere near as infectious as something like small pox, unless you go round rubbing your face in others peoples bodily fluids the chances or you getting infected are next to none.

[Eraser]

lol?


Obviously losCHUNK's graphic is a lie. Seven BILLION dead, people! In Africa alone.

[Eraser]

Oh, this is good too. Buy your very own Ebola plushy:

[seremtan]

wtf