Dutch0s

[Ryoki]

If the next person looks at you funny when you exit the stall just explain you have a cold Jerry.

[Tsakali]

STD test results or it didn't happen

[xer0s]

Do y'all mind if I join you?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I don't.

[plained]

seems like a nice get together

[losCHUNK]

Bring back clogs and drugs.

Actually forget the clogs, unless you put the drugs in the clogs and make some drogs

[Eraser]

also, a powder room for jerry.

Yes, i need to powder my nose once in a while namsayn

[Captain]

There's an overwhelming amount of Dutchness on this page.

[Underpants?]

How far away are you fuckers away from Amsterdam? Looks like I am going to see Kasabian in November and I'd like a pint with you lot

you are in for such a hard raping. MKJ and Ryo for Q3W city hosts of the year, feel me GonnaFistya?

edit: srybrow

[Underpants?]

Shut up.

bro, Australia is on my list, let me know if you down to ride doubles on the Gixxer bareback

[Tsakali]

how about barefront?

[Don Carlos]

Dutchos - I'm planning to come over with 500 euros (180 of which is for the hotel). I don't arrive until late in Wednesday and then I leave early Saturday. Will that be enough drinking money for the Thursday and Friday? Basically how expensive is the Dam?

[MKJ]

depends on your drinking habits.

(yes).

[Ryoki]

Sounds about right i guess.

[Don Carlos]

Good news

Where are you slags taking me? The friends I'm going with are coming along too despite me warning them about Jerry and his habits

[Ryoki]

You'd think they'd be enthusiastic, what kind of friends are those?

We took Underpants and GKY to here: http://www.aranpub.nl/index-irish-pub-amsterdam.html

A truly unremarkable place in every way you can imagine - it's redeeming features are it's central location which makes it an excellent spot to meet up, a large number of seats and the availability of beer in pint-format. Don't try the food unless you're proper drunk.

If it's up to me (and Jerry can still be reasoned with at that point) we fuck off to someplace with better beer pronto. There's loads of places near there in any case, we'll be fine.

[MKJ]

whoa now, the ribs they serve are proper meatcicles sir.

also didnt we take GKY to Hole in the Wall? Not sure, but pretty sure. Ended up in Vijzel to shoot pool which we never got round to.

[Ryoki]

Shit i think you're right

We went on a mad rampage to a dozen other places with GKY and misbehaved everywhere as i recall. I can still remember him saying something like "No fuck you, i'm not lost... i'm a leveldesigner, i know what i'm doing" at the end of the night, by which point i couldn't remember where the hell we were at all anymore. I laughed at his silliness, but amazingly he proceeded to actually walk us back to where we started, by a different route, drunk as hell. Impressive.

Didn't we end up in Korsakoff as well, refuge of the completely fucked? Good times

[Eraser]

I'm not sure we're getting a clear picture of me and my habits here

[saturn]

Nice, have fun guys

[Don Carlos]

Join us

[MKJ]

some tips for you, Donny.
http://www.iamexpat.nl/read-and-discuss ... -the-dutch

[Don Carlos]

5. The Dutch don’t offer twiceSuppose a Dutchman offers you another drink ("Wil je nog wat drinken?"), and you decline ("Nee, dank je"). This means you won’t get that drink. He just assumes you don’t want another drink while, truth be told, you were just being polite.


Noted

[Eraser]

That means you'll have to keep on drinking.

[Don Carlos]

I've got to be at the airport at 6:30 on Saturday morning