Don''t you just hate neighbours that are complete cunts?

[Eraser]

tl;dr wall of text

[Eraser]

Also, I don't think anyone likes their neighbors if they're cunts.

[shaft]

A paragraph is a self-contained unit of a discourse in writing dealing with a particular point or idea. A paragraph consists of one or more sentences. Though not required by the syntax of any language, paragraphs are usually an expected part of formal writing, used to organize longer prose.

[xer0s]

Springer

[shaft]

Actually I read it on a 2460x1440 screen and it still gave me an aneurysm..

Also everyone should keep their dogs on leads in public..

[losCHUNK]

Careful, the police have many definitions for 'dangerous dog'

[xer0s]

Is Memph a fucking pikey?

[losCHUNK]

When it concerns to humans they use a scale on what is considered assault, wether verbal or physical, mostly resulting in (multuiple) warnings or fuck all for verbal.

When it comes to animals they deem wether it was out of control, which can be shit like failing to recall once off a lead.

My dog has escaped a few times thanks to the post man leaving all the gates open and the 2nd time a complaint was made about her cos she barrelled up to a little sqwaky thing, didnt do anything, but if she wanted to press the matter the officer made it quite clear that my dog couldve been taken away for being out of control.

[losCHUNK]

Section 3 of the Act applies to every single dog owner in England and Wales. Under this section, it is a criminal offence for the person in charge of the dog to allow it to be ‘dangerously out of control’ in a public place.

A dog doesn't have to bite to be deemed dangerous in the eyes of the law

Generally if a dog bites a person, it will be presumed to have been ‘dangerously out of control’, however even if the dog does not bite, but gives the person grounds to feel that the dog may injure them, the law still applies.

Not many dog owners are aware of this, and it is important to hold that thought when looking at the changes.

http://www.nawt.org.uk/advice/changes-d ... ice-owners

Amended laws.

[shaft]

Also everyone should keep their dogs on leads in public..

Bah. Figures from someone who's dog got away. And took your stuff with her

(you asked for it slag)

No I have neighbors who let their dogs run loose and they shit in my yard.

[losCHUNK]

Still an investigation needs to take place, your dog gets taken away where it does have the potential to freak out when not around its owners :/

That's what I was afraid of when Phe got out, cos I know when she is in the company of strangers she'll be a nightmare.

[seremtan]

"diet police"

[losCHUNK]

Inbred motherfuckers. Make sure you point to your witnesses, then get them done for false accusations / wasting police time or whatever the fucknot.

[seremtan]

all this thread needs now is 4days for maximum overlulz

[scared?]

Everyone who has posted in this thread is a moron...

[andyman]

google translate isn't working with the green texted posts can someone post a synopsis?

[xer0s]

Memph finds it alright for his dog to wander free around the neighborhood. His fat neighbors disagree...

[losCHUNK]

Memph finds it alright for his dog to run around a field whilst supervised where other people let their dogs run around free in the same field, whilst supervised. His fat neighbors disagree and made up shit because theyre retarded...

[Eraser]

You know what I hate? People who don't clean up their own dog shit.

[Eraser]

And if you dare say something about it, then suddenly you're the cunt.
Smokers have that tendency as well.

[Captain]

Smokers aren't human, so it's ok to cull them.

[Doombrain]

Fair play for leaving the house.

[seremtan]

Smokers aren't human, so it's ok to cull them.

careful you don't cut yourself with that edge

[Captain]