shaving thread

[plained]

lately on the internet ive been seeing all this shaving stuff

forums , all kinds of shaving bollocks.

i use bic soleil and hot water no creams or soaps and i shave once every 7-10 days but sometimes i shave once a week or perhaps occasionally for an occasion.

what do you do?

[QuakeSteve]

I grow my pubic hair out because I'm not some fruity metrosexual

[seremtan]

beards are for jihadis and hipsters

[scared?]

I grow my pubic hair out because I'm not some fruity metrosexual

Women don't like that shit... Cut it...

[PhoeniX]

Bic? Buy yourself a Merkur safety razor. So much better.

[xer0s]

I don't shave. I keep it trimmed down every few days. No guard...

[plained]

Bic? Buy yourself a Merkur safety razor. So much better.

i am a speed shaver (5 mins or less) so i could never use a metal handled shaver.

plus i have a thick coerce beard and after 10 days its long.

the bics do it no problems with just hot water.

do you you think the merkurs can do that?

[LawL]

Never let facial hair grow longer than a week, trim chest hair, nads my stomach and ballbag, clipper pubes to a number 3.

[mrd]

Fuck shaving, just keep that shit prim and trim, it'll be fine.

[PhoeniX]

i am a speed shaver (5 mins or less) so i could never use a metal handled shaver.

plus i have a thick coerce beard and after 10 days its long.

the bics do it no problems with just hot water.

do you you think the merkurs can do that?

I get a thick beard as well and only tend to bother shaving about once a week. With the Merkur or other razors like this you can put whatever razor blade you want in. I currently have some Derby blades. They're very sharp (certainly compared to Gilletes and Bics), last much longer and are only $10 for 100. The "best" and sharpest blades are regarded to be Feathers, but a little more expensive.

If you do the maths it works out far cheaper in the long run despite the initial outlay. And you look more manly.

Bear in mind you do need to learn proper technique, and that involves barely using any pressure on your skin; the blades are so sharp you don't need to apply additional pressure and it'll only cause razor burn. The weight of the razor on your face is all you need; Bics weigh about 9 grams, my Merkur 39C weighs 115 grams!

[QuakeSteve]

I used to wax my butthole but one time I found a piece of poop stuck in the wax. So I threw it out and I've been too lazy to go buy more at the store.

Now there's so much hair down there that every time I sit down it feels like I'm squashing a hamster.

[QuakeSteve]

You've discovered me!!

[plained]

lately on the internet ive been seeing all this shaving stuff

forums , all kinds of shaving bollocks.

i use bic soleil and hot water no creams or soaps and i shave once every 7-10 days but sometimes i shave once a week or perhaps occasionally for an occasion.

what do you do?

you guys didnt notice i use ladies razors? wtf!

[xer0s]

You're not a woman?

[menkent]

merkur solingen, wilkinson blades, gilette foamy (or barbasol)... if i want an especially close shave, do a second pass with a shaving oil (honest company)

[Tsakali]

real men don't shave

[LawL]

Considering you're Greek and therefore would have to shave every inch of your body on a daily basis, it's not a surprise that you would say that.

[vileliquid1026]

This was enlightening. Who's our new troll? Or is he a reborn former troll?

[losCHUNK]

[lvlshot]http://i.imgur.com/aEKmOIt.gif[/lvlshot]

[Silicone_Milk]

... With the Merkur or other razors like this you can put whatever razor blade you want in. I currently have some Derby blades. They're very sharp (certainly compared to Gilletes and Bics), last much longer and are only $10 for 100. The "best" and sharpest blades are regarded to be Feathers, but a little more expensive.
...

I use a merkur as well with feather blades.

[vileliquid1026]

This was enlightening. Who's our new troll? Or is he a reborn former troll?

one assumes a correlation between numbers trolled and numbers that could barely be arsed to skim-read his posts.
edit: oh, you don't mean plained and his lady-bic. still, i got a good jab in

Heh. I was surprised no one picked up on his lady razors. This place is really slipping.

[menkent]

i have his posts hidden. too much derp gives me a headache.

[plained]

yup these lady bics are awesome

[xer0s]

We get it. You use ladies razors...

[plained]

yea they work fucking excellent too!